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Trapped in the Bathroom

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 13 Comments

Bwog just received the distressing news that seven girls are locked in the third floor bathroom at Lerner. We can only hope that they make it out safe and sound as we anxiously await an update. Update: Our tipster reports: “After 45 stressful minutes, the Lerner bathroom girls were freed, thanks to four public safety […]

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Stephan Vincenzo Is Sorry, America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 36 Comments

Somebody call Nancy Reagan. NBC’s Brian Williams is talking about Adderall. Interviewed (and ready to scare you straight!) is our very Stephan Vincenzo/Perez (N.B. Stephan told the B&W years ago that “Vincenzo” is “as an homage to Al Capone’s brother.” But that probably doesn’t go well with his redemption narrative, so he’s back to “Perez.”) For the uninitiated, […]

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Happy Half Semester Day!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 13 Comments

Whether the news brings you excitement or regret, today marks the official mid-semester mark. However, that’s not all there is to the story. If we dig a little deeper, we can find a hidden message within this seemingly arbitrary academic calendar date… Today is 10/18/2012. 10 + 18 + 2012 = 2040. Today is the […]

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Bwoglines: Secrets Revealed Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 7 Comments

A 21-year-old man was charged yesterday with conspiring to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. His plans were severely hindered by the fact that his accomplice, who provided him with encouragement, guidance, and supposedly the materials needed for the attack, was an F.B.I. agent. (NY Times) According to researchers at the American […]

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Columbia’s Haunting Halls: Kent

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 10 Comments

To get you out of the midterms slump and into the Halloween spirit, Bwog is scrounging around campus’s scariest spaces. First up is the attic of Kent Hall. Read on if you dare. Most people think the most dreaded place in Kent, home of a variety of inviting subjects—the creative writing department, EALAC, the East Asian […]

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Junior Class Councils Hold University Unity Forum at Barnard, Barnard Attends

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 6 Comments

Monday night saw the anticipated coming-together of Columbia University under the roof of the Diana Center. As with most other things that happen under the hallowed roof of the Diana Center, Renée Kraiem was there. Monday’s University Unity Forum was hosted by the Junior Class Councils of Barnard, CC, and SEAS (GS lacks an equivalent […]

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Breaking: Columbia Taco Sighting

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 9 Comments

A helpful tipster informed us about an unusual addition to the menu of Dodge Café that’s been on-and-off for a few months. When an intrepid investigator inquired about them, they were mysteriously “sold out” for the day. Something just doesn’t seem right, but we’ll let you be the judge of that.

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Bouncy Houses and Free Food (Enjoy Them in That Order)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 4 Comments

Tonight’s the night if you’re looking for fun, festivity, and free food. Up first is CCSC’s homecoming carnival at 5 pm, co-hosted by SGA, GSSC, and ESC. Remember those bouncy castles you played on last weekend when you were drunk when you were little? Low Plaza will have one, as well as cotton candy, popcorn, music, […]

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Relevant Campus Videos

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 23 Comments

More than a few tipsters informed us about this video of various Columbia sports teams getting pumped up for homecoming, and we think that it’s rockin’ and putting us in the fighting spirit. (Take note of the delightful twist in the elevator scene at 1:41.) The energetic dancing has only begun! Another video, created by Arvin […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 4 Comments

Bwog’s new Constable of Culture, Kyra Bloom, spreads the word on arts-related events in the area, whether for your hot date or an evening alone. If you’d like us to know about a certain happening for next week, email events@bwog.com. Ongoing A free pair of tickets to any show at The Living Room. It’s a race, […]

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Live at Lerner Presents Ghostbusters

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 0 Comments

Live at Lerner really understands us. “You have like eighteen essays due in the next few weeks and about four midterms per class. It’s a rough part of the year to be a Columbia student,” organizers write. But they want us to drop our chewed-on pencils, remove our earbuds bursting with Pandora music, and come […]

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Bwoglines: Pseudofootball Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 17, 2012 1 Comments

So, the second political debate went down last night. Hofstra University, the location of the town-hall style showdown, apparently cut their losses and swapped debate for football three years ago with tangible successes. (NBC, NYTimes) Columbia’s football team may have an upcoming battle, but when it comes to endowment investment return, Columbia already fares well compared to […]

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Bwoglines: Let’s Agree To Disagree Edition

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Black Lives Matter
bwoglines
cheeseheads in Wisconsin are freaking out
cheetos fingers are worse than trump
gorilla rights for Harambe
I don't want to talk about trump anymore smh
if rbg isn't your inspiration to work out more you're doing something wrong

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Words, Words, They’re All We Have To Go On

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absurdism
can't believe they're dead. why did they have to die
rosencrantz and guildenstern are my problematic faves
show me a more iconic duo
sisyphus

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The People I See Before 8:40 On Friday

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i used thesaurus.com for some of these words
mi amor forevermore
pokemon go might be a hasbeen but rattata will always have my heart
the lawnmower and me: a project exploring the psychic exchange of unspoken thoughts
the walls of john jay are so thin people have probably heard me fart
which reminds me i need to get some cutlery from j*hn j*y

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Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz’s Call For Action

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can you believe in stranger things the department of energy had the funding to rip a hole in spacetime and create a portal to another dimension
ernest and his luscious locks
iconic
the american approach
the ernest moniz side-eye™

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Bwoglines: Realizing Things Edition

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but what if i don't want to keep realizing things
bwoglines
can you imagine trump doing midterms
do you think humans will be the next to self-destruct? comment below and dont forget to subscribe
i can't feel my face when im with u or anything else rly because i'm numb
i would eat all of the cheese even if im lactose intolerant if that meant saving america from its general state of degradation
i've always wanted to be like matt damon
why is the girl in the room next to me crying?

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The 7 Deadly Columbia Sins, Or Why God Stopped Answering Your Calls

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"you're so fucking talented"
#xoxogossipgirl
atone
be kind rewind
can i buy this with flex?
cava
do something good for a change
Georgina Sparks
god is tired of ur bs
good is the new black
idol
jesus take the wheel
john jay sushi
love thy neighbor
purity is the new black just ask the jonas brothers
seven deadly sins
sinning
yomkippur

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Quiz: How Many Midterms do you Have?

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how many midterms do you have?
quiz
school is important but so is chopping off all of your hair
this method is totally 100% scientifically accurate
we know we're right
you probs should spend all weekend in butler anyways though

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Combat Paper: A Story In Every Sheet

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are the uniforms gray though
artsy paper
combat paper
do you think your five star notebook is made from anything that cool?
paper made from uniforms
probably not

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