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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 7

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carnival
godspeed @sophomores
housing woes
if u get shafted u will probably do better in cc bc you'll understand where some of these thinkers are coming from in terms of despair
it's kind of bittersweet when housing ends but you can't expect that high-intensity drama/trauma to last forever
luv you housing staff
this bwogger is bound 4 wien
we have more stickers pls come
we know you're scrutinizing floor plans in gen chem as you read this
we love creeping in the lounge because we know where all our crushes are living next yr before directory is updated
we'll even miss spec being incompetent next to us

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Earth Institute Professors Ruth DeFries And Jeffrey Sachs Named University Professors

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celebrity profs
prezbo
university professors

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Remembering Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles

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columbia public safety
officer nelles
rest in peace

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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

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2016 shitshow
alpha centauri: farther away than harmony
bwog gift guide
bwoglines
housing
how are ppl who have passes to natl parks different from those who just show up--is there something undemocratic at work here
metta world peace refers to himself as a panda in the third person
robbing banks in brooklyn brb
this is your brain on wien
we're in online selection pray for us fam

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

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30 Rock is so applicable here
Like anyone at Columbia is all that 'authentic'
Normaling
Real question: what's up with the EC swiping system?
These actually look kind of believable?
Who's gonna be the dumbass to ask when Hil was on campus?

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

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don't also get shafted by reading Spec
don't get shafted in McBain
get some fuck spec stickers today y'all
getting ready for a 300 sq ft room next year
glad some of us don't have to ever deal with housing
mfw some people dropped to online selection
Nu$$baum
tfw barnard supposedly has guaranteed housing but is almost out of rooms

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ESC’s Final Vote

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"I can't believe Bacchanal happened"
bye Caroline!
esc
good stuff
hey we wrote about narcissus in our essay about Paradise Lost
the queen of ESC is dead long live the queen
we can't believe Bacchanal happened eiter
we'll miss you actually

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

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add NYT to JJs and swipe access that Columbia students have over Barnard
And Caroline!
free information
free stuff
not free food unfortunately
shouldn't all information be free?
sorry barnard
Thanks Ben and Viv!
Thanks to all councils
wasn't asking for this but also not rejecting it
we guess there are legal limits that would prevent a uniform statement like that

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