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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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What Are Group Study Room Reservees Really Up To?

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"Yahav house"
Bwog loves Franzia
Can we come over Carlton Arms?
congrats to all the new sig nu brothers out there
did you like our ASOIAF reference?
lol sig nu
poop
sad columbia boys
The Xth Annual All Nighter was a banger
We saw your chalk @unicornperson

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A King’s College: Bwog Reviews The 122nd Annual Varsity Show

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"the fever dream was the most coherent narrative segment of the show"
"Veesh took a good thing and didn't follow through"
122nd varsity show
shoutout to the pit though
the music was absolutely top quality
v122
varsity show
veesh
where was Bwog?
where was PrezBo?
Xander Browne deserved a better mic
Xander Browne deserved better in general

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Quiz: Which Obnoxious Senior Group Graduation Photo Are You?

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2016
all dressed in the same thing (blue robes)
all reppin one thing (CU)
congraduation
congrats
looking for diplomasssss
looking for revengeeee
looking like a damn football team
looking like a damn graduating class
pose
quiz
say cheese
senior
senior daddies
senior group photos
summer '16

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PrezBo’s Remarks And An ACSRI Talk At The University Senate

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A classic bureacratic mistake
ACSRI
bill campbell
cdcj
freedom of speech
Henry Moore
Jeffrey Gordon
prezbo
PrezBo's Birthday
PrezBo's mistakes
rules of conduct
Student Affairs Committee
university senate
usenate

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Bwoglines: Lemonade Stand Edition

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alpa
alpaca
aplaca music
apple music
baby daddy saturday
barnard construction update
bwoglines
come on yale
construction
get it together yale
if young prezbo dont trust you
pear music
pear pod
prezbo
slavery sucks yale
spain construction update
views
wyawa
wyd
yale what that mouth do
yale wyd

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Until Birnam Wood Comes to Low: Bwog Reviews KCST’s “Macbeth”

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bwog reviews
for everyone who wondered what that scream was or thought a protest was going on
kcst
macbeth
shakespeare
theater
wanna jack the witches' aesthetic
witch please

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Bwog Reviews CoLab’s “& swan song”

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& swan song
Bwog has been really into all these dance performances!
Bwog love audience participation
Columbia dance
GMT is Bwog's favorite theater tbh
it's lit in the GMT
too bad Bwog definitely can't dance at all

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Dean Of Office Of Global Programs To Leave Columbia For Notre Dame

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bureaucracy
michael pippenger
office of global programs
ogp
shuffling around administrators
undergraduate global programs

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