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Caption Contest: Worlds Collide

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 23 Comments

For your midterm procrastination pleasure, we present the latest in artistic stylings, where the magical and the mundane collide. You know the drill: make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget about that eight page essay we haven’t started outlining yet. Last round’s contest provided some interesting results, with perhaps the most…unique being the […]

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Foner, Cupcakes, Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 2 Comments

Need we say more? We’re doubtful, but will continue nonetheless. Tonight at 8 pm in Hamilton 602, the one and only Eric Foner will be doling out “Words of Wisdom” to the class of 2012 over some Baked By Melissa cupcakes. We can’t help but feel that March 6th is a bit premature for closing remarks, […]

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Thoughts On Your Global Thoughts

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Global traveller Renée Kraiem brings back worldly wisdom from Monday’s undergraduate forum “Your Global Thoughts?” where a seriously star-studded panel of faculty members from The Committee on Global Thought sat around with a handful of students, ate pizza, and talked about global crises. If you need some reassurance that life exists outside your Morningside bubble […]

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From the Issue: Eve to Adam

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 1 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, coming to campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing […]

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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Mozzerodent’s Image Takes a Hit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 8 Comments

If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

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Announcement: Increased Hamilton Hours!

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announcement
but we can hope
finals season
hamilton be staying up late
hamilton hall
more study space doesn't necessarily mean more studying
reading week

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Bwoglines: Missing The Point Edition

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bwoglines
honestly upset about the little mermaid
if she's blonde we're all blonde
let us upgrade ya
literally nazis are agreeing with trump do we see a problem so far
that's just too confusing though
typing this on a chrome rn internet explorer users get with it
upgrade yoself
vlady what are ya doing

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Dark Night Of The Soul

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also u could take that toilet paper home to your suite
alternative carman bed use: pong table
butt cracks
dark night
dark night vs. dark knight
it could be so much darker if it were mf COLD
sleeping in carman hallway doesn't sound that bad tbh
the poor maintenence people honestly who dumps toilet paper in the toilet
we want to find a free shot glass
why is fungus growing on the wall

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Saturday Playlist: Christmas Pregame

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bwog thot squad
carly rae jepsen
jingle bells was written in our hometown
literally carly rae's album was so good.....
NO BUBLE
thot xmas
Wait literally how did Bieber get Busta Rhymes on a Christmas track...
we only go to mel's when we're especially wasted
we threw a christmas party called "NOT AN UGLY SWEATER PARTY"

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Intermediately Eating, Praying, And Loving

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don't forget wien schapiro and harmony!
eat pray love
editor-and-chief
fuck the freshman fifteen
lol at Netflix and Spliff
nussbaum broadway mcbain oh my!
sophomore slump
the sophomore slump is real
what the fuck is Bumble anyway
when you sleep with a professor though
You're Grown Now

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Arts Bucket List: Your Newest Distraction

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art at an ivy
ArtsBucket
books
butler gets artsy
is this real?
read our XMAS! review on Monday
rembrandt
studying is important but so is loving yourself
wait we have rembrandt paintings on campus?
weekend culture
what better way to love yourself than through art
what is XMAS!

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Bwoglines: High Stakes Edition

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capitalism literally rules the world
from whence doest this idiom come
fuck Donald Trump
fun figures of speech
high stakes
hope for high-heel lovers
raising prices of drugs is messed up
Shakespeare or nah
stakes are high
this guy went to baruch college
we should also welcome refugees into our country
where does this idiom come from
worrying about the future

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Draw A Circle, That’s Your Story: Mat Johnson Talks Structure

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lecturehop
mr asshole critic at the times sounds like somebody we want to fight
sadly bwog did not get a photo of the sad beanie man (he was erased too quickly) but he lives on in our hearts
that astronaut image is weirdly reminiscent of series 6 doctor who are we right @ nerds readin this
we can honestly just made anything nerdy

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