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Butler Archetypes: The Sickly Study Buddy

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 9 Comments

Sick of studying all day and night? So is the star of our most recent Butler Archetype—but, like, actually. Read on as Anna Bahr investigates whether her table mate has the Bubonic Plague, or just the world’s stuffiest nose…  It’s the night before that one really important midterm—you’re already enormously uncomfortable. A continuous chorus of sniffles and […]
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The Most Picturesque Time of the Year

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog hasn’t been able to stop wandering aimlessly around campus staring up at all of the beautiful trees and leaves these days. But we keep bumping into other people and hard objects, so in order to benefit the health of everyone around campus, we’ve compiled a photo essay featuring the bright foliage of this most […]
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[Non-]Trivial [Food] Pursuit

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 1 Comments

There’s not much that’s better than Jeopardy. Well, unless you combine it with free pizza. And you can do just that tonight in Lerner 555, where Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society are hosting Nerdy Trivia Night from 5:30-7:00 pm. There will be free pizza and beverages, and the format of the night will […]
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Overheard: No Means No

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 2 Comments

Don’t you just hate how your friends are always pressuring you into things you don’t want to do? Things like drugs, alcohol, and… sandwiches? Woebegone on Broadway: “I hate it when people bring me to the deli. They’re like, let’s go to the deli! And I’m like no!” Rather gratuitous meat selection via Wikimedia
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Tales from Farmville: The Magical Power of Mushrooms

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 5 Comments

Madura Farms drops by the Columbia Greenmarket every so often with an offering of mushrooms, and after hearing tell of their mythical abilities, Bwog’s resident magician Briana Last dropped by to uncover the truth in this edition of Tales from Farmville. Upon her arrival at the Madura tent, she was directed to Dan Madura, the […]
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Frenetic Fall Fun

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 8 Comments

You may have missed your chance to get a balloon animal, but take heart, there’s still plenty of fun to be had around campus. Occupy CU is holding a protest outside of the Law School, calling on Michael Sovern, former CU prez and current chair of Sotheby’s, to end the worker lockout. The crowd was […]
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Hurry, Now’s Your Chance to Get a Phallic Balloon

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 1 Comments

A tipster reports that there is a balloon artist on College Walk right now! Word is he’ll only be around for another twenty minutes, so you better step on it if you don’t want to miss a golden opportunity to show off your immaturity. Update: Said tipster informs us that the balloon artist is from […]
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Week of Plenty

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 0 Comments

Yet another Monday. Fall Break is behind us, and Thanksgiving is still a while away. Seems like a fairly innocuous week, doesn’t it? Little do you know your every minute is latent with meaning. This relatively arbitrary sequence of November days is playing host to not one, but at least five separate “Week of…” events. […]
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Don’t Forget to Go Here Next Semester

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 10 Comments

It’s hard to believe, but registration for spring 2012 (aka the last year) starts today for seniors! Time to squeeze in that last credit of PE before you graduate. Or maybe you’re looking for a more eclectic elective to take—if so, we’ve got you covered. And don’t miss out on our jaw-dropping list of courses […]
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Bwoglines: College in a Nutshell Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 4 Comments

Applying: Columbia sure isn’t the easiest school to get into, but they’ll be much more excited about you if you happen to be a military veteran. (NYTimes) Extracurriculars: Outside of classes, you may find time to participate in student groups like the Quidditch team. And maybe you’ll even make it to the Quidditch World Cup, […]
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Bucket List: Artists, Anarchy, and CJR

By Bwog Staff on Nov 14, 2011 3 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below and the full list is after the jump. Recommended “Putin’s Russia and the Upcoming Elections” Monday 12:00 pm […]
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Underwater Basket Weaving: Spring 2012

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2011 19 Comments

Your advisor and your parents want you to wisely choose your classes so that you complete your major and the Core with plenty of credits to spare. But what are you to do with those leftover slots in next semester’s schedule? Take awesome classes that have nothing to do with anything—the kind you’ll remember for […]
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Bwog Visits Baker: Softball Splits Two With Harvard

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March Madness: Season Of (Unrequited) Love

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Bwoglines: Relics Of A Bygone Era Edition

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Official Bacchanal Board Announcement

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CCSC, ABC, SGA Approve Funds For Additional Bacchanal Lawn Tickets

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Conspiracy Theory: Ba-curse-anal Edition

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Quiz: Which Columbia Sports Team Are You?

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Bwoglines: People Talk About Columbia Sometimes Edition

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