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Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition Pt. 2

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

So it’s finals times and you say you won’t be drinking? Yeah, we totally believe you. Just in case you want to—you know—live vicariously through our staggering prose, we bequeath unto you Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition. Read responsibly! If you’ve somehow managed to score a seat in the ref room, Bwog would shake your hand. […]

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Orgo Night Recap

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 30 Comments

The semesterly tradition of filling Butler 209 to capacity happened last night, and for all those who missed out on the swampy experience (the B.O. levels rivaled Butler 409) we present a short collection of thoughts, observations, and Instagram-y photos cobbled together at a surprisingly empty 1020 (thank you Lit Hum and CC finals!). The […]

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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Absurdly Funny: Bwog Reviews CUPlayers’ Jumpers

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absurdism
CUPlayers
glicker-milstein
jumpers
mr. ramsay our fave philosopher
mr. tansley the little atheist
only relevant if u read the book @ lithum students
review
theatre
tickets still available!
to the lighthouse
tom stoppard
virginia woolf references

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DivestGate: An Update On The CDCJ Occupation Of Low Library

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cdcj
CDCJ Protest 2016
columbia divest for climate justice
DivestGate
Lee Bollinger
low library
Low under lockdown
prezbo
protests
young thug
Young Thug played in PrezBo's Office

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Prospie Guide To Days On Campus

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buy your host alcohol
days on campus
don't develop a cigarette addiction (yet)
don't show this to your parents
guides
has Arts and Crafts become a campus fixture lol?
hit up hungarian
hook up with other prospies
hope this doesn't give the wrong impression but...
know the subway
learn the difference between uptown and downtown
look at a map

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Bwoglines: Art Edition

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"adult" coloring books
are you a belieber?
bwoglines
go Hilton Hotels
hilton hotels
instagram
julia louis-dreyfous
Justin Bieber
man fuck tennessee fr
ny times interviews
sexy anime
we are now
yahoo celeb news a reputable source

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When An Aspiring Journalist Joins Bwog

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
change from within
hit us up for a "fuck spec" sticker!
kappa alpha theta
new york times
no fucking squirrels
no gifs
ny times's obsession with millennials continues
tearing down the patriarchy or something
when a feminist pledges a sorority
when an aspiring journalist joins bwog
when u think ur the ultimate feminist bc u read "lead in"

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Dark Nights of the Housing Soul

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baking soda: always relevant?
housing 2016
only way to do housing is stoned tbh
people who take too long to poop in the jj bathroom should be banned
who eats mr. goodbars for real tho...

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Getting To Know “The Muslim Protagonist”

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arts and writing
Get your tickets today!!
interview
It's going to be such an awesome event
muslim students association
the muslim protagonist
you can tell all your friends you're going to a symposium

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Intergalactic Attitudes And Alternate Realities

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3d life
bad trip but i didn't hate it: our weekend mantra
is this how the jetsons felt??
oculus rift
the endtimes are near

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