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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Salve for the Steamed, Summer Soul

By Bwog Staff on Jun 27, 2012 12 Comments

Most Columbian undergrads only live in the city for the nine cooler months out of the year. Those who have remained for the summer observe a city-wide, metaphysical transformation. Brief experience with the truly oppressive combination of ~100 degree weather and giant concrete/metal heatsinks forces a renegotiation of one’s relationship with basic infrastructure. “Urban jungle” takes […]

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Jonathan Krueger, GS ’12, Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Jun 25, 2012 12 Comments

Jonathan Krueger, GS ’12, has passed away. Jonathan was a member of the GS Honor Society, Phi Beta Kappa, and graduated magna cum laude last month. According to Leslie Limardo, Acting Dean of Students for GS, Jonathan lost his battle with cancer on June 20th. The University will hold a memorial service in his honor […]

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Boringside Heights: Rita, We Hardly Knew Ye Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jun 25, 2012 12 Comments

Whether you’re wallowing in mid-summer discontent after having caught up on all things Hulu, or discovering the god particle and stuff at your internship, we thought we’d let you know that things on our end are just as boring as you left ’em.

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Bwog In Bed: Killin’ It Edition

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bwog in bed
grim sleeper that's clever
imposter syndrome too real tho
is the ted cruz joke getting old
sounds like john wayne gacy jr so we guess that makes sense
TOO BAD
what kind of a name is lonnie david franklin jr
why is cali such a wonderful place filled with so many weirdos
wikipedia tunnel is soooooo real

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The Answers To Orgo Night

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be aggressive
be offended
butler 209
bwog baby daddy
CUMB in butler 209
f me in the butler 209
fuckler 209
orgo night
orgo night script
orgy night
thanks obama
wyawa

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

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aw cute mom story
bwog zipcar trip 2k16??
four loko was EvEryWhErE
omar abboud
oral sex is nasty????? dude youve been doing it wromg
senior wisdom
the "6"
we love canadians

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

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even if you don't study outside take a walk - it's good for your mental health
for the hispters among you who don't want to just go to starbucks
hungarian isn't included because hungarian is a safe space
if you go looking in the american archives area of the met look for the george washington plates
or i guess if you want to stew in butler to each their own
study spots
would we study at toms? maybe

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

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cumb
get your Butt to Butler
orgo night
psa

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

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baller
challah for hunger is so real as any hungover-on-saturday-morning jew will tell you
emily blady
moneyballer
senior wisdom
when did hillel have hookah??? HOW DID WE MISS OUT ON LIT HILLEL

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

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answer the oral sex/cheese question more clearly people... you can get rug burns from excess oral sex ....
is t swift really the best measuring stick for creativity
new england love
no phone in class?? what else can we do
Peter Bailinson
read the robert/kristine story--worth it
s/o to our favorite mainer peter bailinson
senior wisdom
we knew it was meant to be when we first saw peter in his bean boots

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

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Administrators going to Johns Hopkins
bureaucracy
Gerald Rosberg
prezbo
PrezBo's lawyer days
PrezBo's right hand man
PrezBo's UMich Days
robert kasdin
we keep wanting to refer to him as "Gerald Rosenberg"

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