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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Orgo Night: A New Direction?

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catch us dancing on butler 407 tabletops
cumb
it's ok maybe y'all just had a bad crowd theatre gets it all the time
not today that's for gd sure
orgo night
thanks for catering to our high school musical needs
THE MUSIC WAS GREAT
wait is it tho
we wonder when writing became a prerequisite to join a band
we're all in this together? sometimes?
when even is the organic chem final

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Kornick

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aren't we always talking about relationships
bacchanal
Benjamin Kornick
hey don't be too hard on yourself
is that what the word bout means... wtf
life IS dope when seamless arrives
lmao
quoting kanye always a good idea
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
those headphones
truuuuu
you're wearing them WRONG

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Senior Wisdom: Shivani Vikuntam

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facebook bahahahaah
her photo in spec... okay but the photographers don't get to choose so like who chose that pic
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
sga
SHE'S RIGHT
Shivani Vikuntam
that mohi bubble she right though
that shrug emoji... so shivani
WE DO HAVE A TON OF POWER

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Bwog In Bed: Killin’ It Edition

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bwog in bed
grim sleeper that's clever
imposter syndrome too real tho
is the ted cruz joke getting old
sounds like john wayne gacy jr so we guess that makes sense
TOO BAD
what kind of a name is lonnie david franklin jr
why is cali such a wonderful place filled with so many weirdos
wikipedia tunnel is soooooo real

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The Answers To Orgo Night

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be aggressive
be offended
butler 209
bwog baby daddy
CUMB in butler 209
f me in the butler 209
fuckler 209
orgo night
orgo night script
orgy night
thanks obama
wyawa

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

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aw cute mom story
bwog zipcar trip 2k16??
four loko was EvEryWhErE
omar abboud
oral sex is nasty????? dude youve been doing it wromg
senior wisdom
the "6"
we love canadians

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

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even if you don't study outside take a walk - it's good for your mental health
for the hispters among you who don't want to just go to starbucks
hungarian isn't included because hungarian is a safe space
if you go looking in the american archives area of the met look for the george washington plates
or i guess if you want to stew in butler to each their own
study spots
would we study at toms? maybe

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

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cumb
get your Butt to Butler
orgo night
psa

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