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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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Bwoglines: Well, This Is Awkward Edition

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all dogs go to heaven but you don't need to hug them about it
becky
bwoglines
dogs are people too
maybe they're gay who knows why does everyone expect me - a presidential candidate - to know or care about us citizens
susan and hill are no more
the tall tales begin
you ain't becky stop tryna

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What Are Group Study Room Reservees Really Up To?

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"Yahav house"
Bwog loves Franzia
Can we come over Carlton Arms?
congrats to all the new sig nu brothers out there
did you like our ASOIAF reference?
lol sig nu
poop
sad columbia boys
The Xth Annual All Nighter was a banger
We saw your chalk @unicornperson

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A King’s College: Bwog Reviews The 122nd Annual Varsity Show

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"the fever dream was the most coherent narrative segment of the show"
"Veesh took a good thing and didn't follow through"
122nd varsity show
shoutout to the pit though
the music was absolutely top quality
v122
varsity show
veesh
where was Bwog?
where was PrezBo?
Xander Browne deserved a better mic
Xander Browne deserved better in general

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Quiz: Which Obnoxious Senior Group Graduation Photo Are You?

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2016
all dressed in the same thing (blue robes)
all reppin one thing (CU)
congraduation
congrats
looking for diplomasssss
looking for revengeeee
looking like a damn football team
looking like a damn graduating class
pose
quiz
say cheese
senior
senior daddies
senior group photos
summer '16

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PrezBo’s Remarks And An ACSRI Talk At The University Senate

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A classic bureacratic mistake
ACSRI
bill campbell
cdcj
freedom of speech
Henry Moore
Jeffrey Gordon
prezbo
PrezBo's Birthday
PrezBo's mistakes
rules of conduct
Student Affairs Committee
university senate
usenate

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Bwoglines: Lemonade Stand Edition

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alpa
alpaca
aplaca music
apple music
baby daddy saturday
barnard construction update
bwoglines
come on yale
construction
get it together yale
if young prezbo dont trust you
pear music
pear pod
prezbo
slavery sucks yale
spain construction update
views
wyawa
wyd
yale what that mouth do
yale wyd

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Until Birnam Wood Comes to Low: Bwog Reviews KCST’s “Macbeth”

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bwog reviews
for everyone who wondered what that scream was or thought a protest was going on
kcst
macbeth
shakespeare
theater
wanna jack the witches' aesthetic
witch please

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Bwog Reviews CoLab’s “& swan song”

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& swan song
Bwog has been really into all these dance performances!
Bwog love audience participation
Columbia dance
GMT is Bwog's favorite theater tbh
it's lit in the GMT
too bad Bwog definitely can't dance at all

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