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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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Senior Wisdom: Suze Myers

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Does she run the barnlib insta too?
Librarians ARE punk af
Probably top 10
RIP Maggie's old spot
RIP Uni Cafe
RIP Zayn
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
The librarians are more hardcore than us
We actually cried when we found out Suze is BC Magnolia Tree
We actually really like the Eye
We're all that weird raindrop cake thing

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CCSC Descends Into Chaos Over Renaming The Sandwich Ambassador

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'most likely to invite jj's staff to his wedding' same
"That's out of order"
being on shrooms during a CCSC meeting
Ben Mak
ccsc
CCSC chaos
Dan Stone
Dan Stone gets what he wants
flip
foosball
like if you think joe is the most effective member of ccsc
Pornstache
renaming sandwich ambassador
sandwich ambassador
shitting on members of CCSC
Vivek Ramakrishnan
where is our paper plate award
where is the award for 'most likely to send a college-wide email at 3am'?

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From The Issue: On Duty

The Blue and White 3

american foreign policy - always a difficult topic
from the issue
gs students
tfw you realize a major part of your life may have implications you never considered before
the blue and white
veterans

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Senior Wisdom: Lucas Zeppetello

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Hmm why no mention of CDCJ?
is he trying to be the next ms frizzle?
is the war on fun a figment of our imagination? (is everything a figment of our imagination?)
Lucas Zeppetello
senior wisdom
Two p's two l's one t
we want to read that kanye west is a vampire essay
Yes we interviewed him through a window once

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Bwoglines: Extinguishing The Last Of Our Hope Edition

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apocalyptic fever dream
bwog gets existential
bwoglines
last bwoglines of the semester
like if you think malia made the right choice
like if you want to cease this pitiful existence & tumble slowly into the void
sadcolumbiabwoglines
the horror! the horror!
what if you could nap for the rest of your life
wish we could slowly disappear from columbia's campus

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A King’s Statue: Bwog Reviews The 1st Annual Varsity Show Art Exhibit

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come at me
don't send me threatening messages
late night bwog is back
lnb
lol varsity show
no game of thrones spoilers here but you should watch the show
orgo night is better
tfw you didn't even see varsity show
thanks golston for the met info
this is for all the real butlerites still up at this point in time
varsity show

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Meet Your New CCSC President: Nicole Allicock

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ccsc
ccsc 2016
ccsc 2017
get it done
interview
meet nicole allicock
new president
nicole
nicole allicock
summer '16
transparency

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“Lovely, Power-Hungry Institution.” (CU On Yelp)

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penn station of gyms
seriously though who goes to lerner just for cafe east?
tag yourself we're 'looks lovely in the snow and at sunset'
the yelp reviewers are onto you prezbo
we're going to start listing our location as 'awww yeah: the heights' now
wish bwog posts could be rated 'useful' 'funny' or 'cool'

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