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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Peyton Bell on the Way to Recovery

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog is glad to report the following statement is just in from Scott Bell, Peyton’s father: Peyton was discharged from the hospital this evening, and will be heading home to Seattle in a few days. He will be back at Columbia for the spring semester. We are extremely grateful for the outpouring of support from […]

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HARDCORE: PART III

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 42 Comments

The epic tale continues! If you need a refresher on the action so far, you can catch up here. Special thanks go to Michele Bachmann, Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, Harvey and Bobbi Chertok, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Michael Chertok, Nettra Pan, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, […]

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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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SGA: Haven’t We Heard Enough About Policy Changes? Nope

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Barnard Bearoness is back pitches
Bwog gets serious with SGA
Comment if you read this
Damn the free food is at the bottom of the article
If you can't put out your social fires then put out a literal one
SGA has a Snapchat?
Title IX

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122nd Varsity Show Creative Team Interviews For Those Who Think They Are Aziz Ansari

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bwog
bwog is just jealous of your humor skillz
bwog is very ready for the weekend because of brunch
how is everyone's tuesday going
if you get in put in a good bwog plug every other line or so
interview for them you guys!
maybe we are all aziz ansari deep down
now we are hungry for waffles
psa
the secret is we wanna be aziz ansari

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Bwoglines: Literal And Figurative Rats Edition

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come on don't lie to Bwog
comment if you actually read Tuesday bwoglines
comment if you've ever had a pet rat
comment if you've ever had a SURPRISE UNVACCINATED RABIES POSITIVE pet rat
did the rat video make anyone else hungry
even the vegans
live your best life
rats n raps
says PizzaRat guy
thank you PizzaRat guy
we love us some weightless rampant male insecurity

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Field Notes: No Pain, No Gain Edition

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bwog loves public safety
field notes
is insomnia really that great?
losing a monthly metrocard is like going bald all at once or dropping an entire cake on the floor
no one else remembers that embarrassing moment but bwog does
public safety is here for u
seven minutes in elevator heaven
sharing is caring
what does it mean when the one thing that defines you no longer defines you?

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#RushBwog: We Want You For Business, PR, And Tech

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business casual
get important stuff done for once
maybe you'll hack websites who knows
rushbwog
techies pls apply especially if you can put up with bad humor
this is pretty much wolf of wall street
we don't usually wear suits though

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Swipes App Is Now Available for Download

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ccsc
emf
flip
Food Insecurity
help other people out
it's not too hard
psa
swipes

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Results of AAU Sexual Assault Survey Released

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aau survey
get it together
prezbo
scary stats
sexual assault
these links are important

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PSA: Barnard, Grab Your Free Thermoses Today (And Tomorrow)

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$wag
$wag in the bag
barnard always gets cooler stuff than columbia
literally why wouldn't you want a thermos
pls recycle
save the planet
sustainability
the plural of thermos is very tricksy
the tide pods have been pretty useful tho

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