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Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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The Mysterious Ferris DJ, Revealed

Amara Banks 1

baby-making R&B
dining halls
ferris booth
have you noticed they also match the music to the weather?
just the little things in life
just tryna listen to the jumpman while grabbing some dinner
mystery
no one man should have all that power
relating to the young folk
sometimes it's nice to eat breakfast and listen to some jack johnson

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How One Of Columbia’s Professors Is Saving The World

Britt Fossum 1

all this talk of cycles reminds us of AP biology
Bwog interviews cool people
Chandran is an environmental hero
Chandran is basically the Avatar
Claire Underwood supports clean water
only one person exists who can restore balance to the world...
Rachel Carson's got nothing on Chandran

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Finance, Fundraising, And Fossil Fuels Discussed At GSSC!

Joe Milholland 0

all clubs eventually lead to Bacchanal
Dalitso Nkhoma
Divestment Referendum
f@cu
family funding is an awesome initiative
giving day
GS Pride
GS seems to run more smoothly than CCSC
gssc
Katherine Celentano
referendums and stuff
the math doesn't look right with GSSC's contribution to F@CU

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Live At Lerner: Side Saddle

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Bwog loves free food
live at lerner
should we count Astoria as really local?
support your local bands
their old band was called "This Old Ghost"
they just seem like a cool group
this band knows a thing or two about horses
this isn't a joke they really do know about horses
what does folk/pop really even mean

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Bwoglines: Big Deal Edition

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bwoglines
did you "feel the Bern"?
go Emilia Clarke
khaleesi is her title not her name
Lukashenko is definitely a dictator
Lukashenko is literally a dictator
notice how we didn't call her "khaleesi" the entire article?
one in every three pints of beer is a ridiculous amount
remember when Belarussia used to be a thing in Medieval times?
take THAT fact to your next party
we didn't really "feel the Bern"

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Call For Senior Columnists

Britt Fossum 2

call for columnists
how do seniors get their wisdom
the future is wild

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EC Archetype: Party Seeking Freshmen

Finn Klauber 1

beware
carrying with them the stench of axe and pubescence
ec archetypes
that fade
the goddamn ec freshmen
those raybans
we swoon
who wears sperrys WITHOUT SOCKS

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SGA: Administrative Updates And A Brief Divest Update

Caroline Montgomery 0

2020 is going to be a good year
become a rep
carol the bear
D Spar
Divest barnard
fashun
new lib new life
paris global symposium son
sga
she was wearing some very sensible shoes
silent protest
who rules the world? girls
women's college should divest

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