Roar-ee (the solid) is ready to tango. He’s lookin’ rather gallant with a pink rose dangling from his menacing mandible. *name that tag quote. And for your procrastinating pleasure, a classic: Some Like It Hot.
On the hunt for some free food this lovely October evening? Bwog has a suprise for you: we’ve prepared a three course prix-fixe, and the prix is free. First Course: Pasta Curious about how to navigate your sexual identity within the study abroad experience? Come to Lerner Hall Room 401 from 6:00-7:30 for a discussion featuring […]
A sparse handful of senators and spectators filled the giant Jerome L. Greene lecture hall to debate the merits of the newly proposed campus-wide smoking ban. A vote on the ban might take place at this Friday’s full Senate meeting. Bwog dutifully sent our Tobacco Bureau Chief to bring you unfiltered coverage. With participants and […]
Your mom may not approve of your boyfriend’s tattoo, but what to make of emblazoned professors? Bwog, intent on writing a feature on professor body art, was rebuked by all but one decorated pedagogue. Even though they choose to display their tattoos publicly, they don’t want to talk about them. Except for Charlotte Glynn, MFA Candidate […]
According to Bloomberg News, Judge Michael Sonberg has denied the motion for a “diversion to treatment” for Operation Ivy League defendants Jose Stephan Perez and Michael Wymbs. However, Judge Sonberg ruled that fellow defendant Christopher Coles could be eligible for the program, given his self-reported addiction to marijuana. A fourth defendant, Adam Klein, is still […]
Think your life is Barnard? Well, there’s no knowing for sure until you cross reference it against the itemized guide below, inspired by the Twitter account and brought to life by Cartoon Architect and Sensational Satirist Julia Stern:
As reported by DNAinfo, a female Harlem resident was sexually assaulted in Morningside Park during the early evening this past Sunday. The incident happened around 6pm and police are currently interviewing witnesses. As Brad Taylor, a board member for the group Friends of Morningside Park observes, the attack “was alarming because it occurred while it […]
It’s as easy as that! So easy that we feel you’ll even be able to understand if we give you directions in the form of a poorly written poem. Without further ado: Have midterms got you feeling blue? Then perhaps a small cupped cake will do. It may not help you pass, And might add […]
Know that big lecture you keep sleeping through? That seminar you haven’t been to yet? Or that course you still don’t have the book for? Well College kids, today is the last day to drop a class. So in order to avoid a nasty surprise when you check Courseworks come finals time and realize that […]
After Columbia students stood up against Goldman Sachs chief Lloyd Blankfein with a “School the Squid” campaign, Blankfein canceled his talk at Barnard scheduled for today due to obviously truthful scheduling conflicts. (Spec, Bloomberg) Basketball players will be spending a lot more time sitting, because the first weeks of NBA season are cancelled due to […]
Dear Friends and Soon-To-Be-Friends, What a wonderful day, what a pleasant last glimpse of summer past. But one cannot take all of that sun alone—you should balance out that Vitamin D tonight with a trip to the crypt of St. Paul’s Chapel, where tonight The Blue & White magazine will host its weekly meeting. Come, discuss Columbia, bring […]
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