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Christopher Coles Heads To Rehab

By Bwog Staff on Jan 04, 2012 23 Comments

After serving a short jail stint for failing a drug test, Christopher Coles pleaded guilty Tuesday to selling marijuana to an undercover police officer. He will now begin the rehabilitation program originally offered to him in early November. According to the AP, Manhattan state Supreme Court Justice Ellen Coin warned Coles, “Most of the people you are going to encounter […]

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Bwog’s Hopes and Dreams for Twenty-Twelve

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2012 20 Comments

Sometimes Bwog makes topical holiday lists. One of those times is now. Accordingly, for this New Year, we’re sharing our resolutions. As you wipe hangover eye-crust away, share yours in the comments. Maybe you saw the ball drop in Times Square—connecting with those beige middle-Americans who saw it on their TVs at 11 pm CST, thereafter […]

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Semester In Review: From Deans to 2016s

By Bwog Staff on Dec 31, 2011 9 Comments

It has been a big year, both at home and abroad. We appreciate your sticking with us during this era of crumbling regimes. Bwog, we can assure you, shall continue to flourish in the exceedingly capable hands of Ella Quittner, who will serve as Bwog Editor for the coming year. Alex Jones, Conor Skelding, and […]

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An Exciting New Intellectual Opportunity

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2011 77 Comments

A few days ago the History Department emailed about a new class, “Occupy the Field.” That’s “a field-based course about Occupy Wall Street and the Occupy Movement more broadly,” which, you will recall, began last semester. The Anthropology Department is responsible. Apparently, the class will be split between seminar and field work at OWS. Accordingly, the […]

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Babyoncé Is Being Born at St. Lukes— The Other One

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2011 8 Comments

In case you haven’t noticed, Bwog unabashedly adores Beyoncé, so we were zomg-falling-on-the-floor when we learned that the real Destiny’s Child will be born at none other than St. Luke’s across Amsterdam. Slate reports Beyoncé and Jay-Z rented out their swanky Labor and Delivery Suite for the Bay-B’s delivery. The Birthing Center is complete with hardwood floors […]

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PrezBo Skipped The Fall Arts and Sciences Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2011 47 Comments

Several professors have confirmed to Bwog that PrezBo was conspicuously absent at the fall Faculty of Arts and Sciences (FAS) meeting. While PrezBo has admittedly had a very long semester, so too have his FAS, who’ve spent much of the past year fighting cuts to faculty benefits. PrezBo’s office has no comment about why he […]

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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About How Much Time You’ll Spend Campaigning During Election Day Holiday

Sarah Dahl 0

at least we have a fall break
bernie or hillary
cut us some slack
math is REAL
numbers
or a republican
politicians are corrupt
remember bush
republican for president=hell on earth
science is truth
students are savvy enough to know that
we're doing the core not campaigning for candidates

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AskBwog: Reconciling Roommates

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askbwog
Bwog can help people too
Bwog can't make puns
disruption of dorm-estic bliss
it's not like your roommate is a crazy cultist or something right?
peppy Bwog is peppy
RAs are useful for more than busting parties ya know
talk out your problems
we're sure the issue won't get any worse

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In Defense Of: Not Celebrating Halloween

Phoebe Newton 0

"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
get it like halloween is obsolete
halloween
honestly what else rhymes with treat.... okay a lot
ido
In Defense Of
MoWill
now those of us who still subscribe to the soul-sucking capitalism regime would like to know where to get those pumpkin-themed groceries
reslife always on it with those free pumpkins tho we ain't complainin... technically we are but
trick or treat? more like obsolete

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GSSC Delivers Laundry List Of Updates Regarding Food Insecurity Partnership, Rooftop Party

Joe Milholland 0

can we date them?
class ball
Elizabeth Heyman
food drive with barnard
food insecurity partnership
fund allocation
G-chat
gssc
GSSC moves to the modern era
how old are GS students
rooftop party
Roone auditorium
tbt when Roone hosted Genderf!ck
turn up in Roone
ugly sweaters
Updates Galore

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Bwoglines: Money Edition

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almost titled this "naked edition"
bwoglines
dining halls closed this weekend
neurosurgeon for president
parent$ weekend got me thinking about ca$h
realized it had no relevance to the other stories
thanks Walmart
Walmart saves the day
what elementary school has a resident chef?
what even is a "naked" palette
when you're privileged af
when your town doesn't have a supermarket
who's worse Carson or Trump
why is it called "naked"
wish columbia had a resident chef
wonders of modern technology

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Dark Night Of The (Midterm) Soul

Bwog Staff 1

crying in an abandoned butler hallway while listening to "hello": a memoir about fall 2015 midterms
cut my life into pieces
dark night
dark night of the soul
fall break where u at
i know when that find my iphone bling
just wanna forget all of our worries and celebrate halloween
midterms
we've been listening to sufjan stevens for the past 36 hours
who studies at STARBUCKS

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Is CCSC Okay?

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"go dodgers!
"i told him to stop" non-consensual candidacy?? someone alert BLUE
2benandvivin1day
bottom links: "bylaws" "something else silly"
ccsc
glad ccsc is in capable hands
lorem ipsum is cool though
sameer
sheep
test testing
the app for swipes may have "happened" but it sure as hell ain't helping much

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She Just Wanted A Hamburger, You Just Wanted To Go To Bed (A Ghost Story)

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

2spoopy2eat2creepy2sleep
are you sure you took drugs a WEEK ago?
ghosts need junk food too
halloween
jjs come on barnard kids are people 2
scary peep into our future :/
scary stories

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