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Actual Wisdom: Sam Moyn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 40 Comments

Sam Moyn, a professor of intellectual history, does not like smart phones, and is not down to chat about cheese. He claims to be neither famous, special, nor wise, but we beg to differ. Here is his Actual Wisdom: Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I teach existentialism in my classes, so I find it […]

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Overseen: As If They Were Really Studying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments

Some students in a Butler study room, have gone mad, putting their hope of safety in a wooden/paper wall. Spoiler alert: Athenian glory is only temporary.

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Happy Chanukah Cholumbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog wishes you a very happy Hannukah! (Pro-tip: It’s pronounced with a throaty “h” sound, not like “ch” in chat). Right now, Chabad is celebrating with a massive menorah on Low, and Hillel is sponsoring candle-lighting in Shapiro, Carman and the Barnard Quad. Spin gimels, stuff your face with free donuts, and wash it down […]

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Blue Java Begins Limited Run of “Vintage” Cup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 5 Comments

You may have noticed this dope ass coffee cup at Blue Java this past week. Columbia is no stranger to ’90s throwbacks, or puns. This cup seamlessly integrates both. According to Rosie Fernandez over at Dining, “This is a vintage blue java cup that we brought back for finals.” Can we keep ’em Pa, please? Cup […]

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From the Issue: Dan Weinstein

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 26 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering campus, and the politics […]

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Vincenzo Pleads Guilty, Coles Back in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 21 Comments

Update, 9:45 pm: According to the New York Post, Chris Coles is back in jail after failing a court-mandated drug test. He will return to court December 22nd, and will still have a chance to enter the treatment program he was granted diversion to in November. The AP reports that Stefan Vincenzo has pleaded guilty […]

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A Few Of Our Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog reads you! Enjoy a random walk though the past months via our favoritest of the favorite comments: “…The horse porn was still playing. He pulled the headphone jack out without looking away. And then I heard a sound no human should ever hear, a sound like Jenna Jameson in a glue factory. I ran…” […]

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Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 6 Comments

Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it). Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Terrible Twos(day)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 4 Comments

The good news: it’s Tuesday; this semester’s finals will cease to be your concern within the next 72 hours. The bad news: your sleep cycles, thesis title, life, and hair are all totally a mess. But wait—more good news! We’re inviting you to join us in our (very exclusive) bed for a few short minutes […]

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A Man of the People

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 30 Comments

A short while ago, a tall, well-dressed, middle-aged man strolled into Butler and started handing out candy canes to disheveled students. Grinning and making polite conversation, he proceeded confidently from the café to the third floor. Bemused bookworms naturally sent a flurry of tips, having cottoned on to the fact that this was not another […]

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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed! “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com. Photos by Yanyi […]

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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Check Your Pulse At The Get Live! Outdoor Concert

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buddhist cyberpunx
clear your schedules
discover the next vampire weekend
live at lerner
might be a lituation
most people like music
music
post-midterms madness
throw out your stress balls
we have midterms the next day

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Bwoglines: It Could Be Worse Edition

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;)
bwoglines
chris christie: that bully across the river
chris christie: the troll behind Bridgegate
dogs being dogs
halloween costume ideas
jimmy fallon conspiracy theories
monday morning ambivalence
plastic faces
somebody adopt me
that feel when you don't even have a squad

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Introducing The V122 Creative Team

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announcement
creative team
highlighting our inadequacies since day 1
it's starting already
so much responsibility on such narrow shoulders
v122
varsity show
will they be okay

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The First-Year Meal Plan Struggle (Is Real)

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awkward first-year things
dcc should really take swipes for everything life would be so much easier
diana center cafe pizzas should not cost $7 though it is a travesty
drama in diana
hobbies include: begging for points
life would also be so much easier if points were unlimited... sga get on that asap pls and thx
travesty? tragedy? we definitely know the difference and do not need it explained
we loooooove the cashiers are diana don't get us wrong
we maybe wish they gave us lil first-years more sympathy

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Bucket List: Stumbling Blindly Into The Future

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bucketlist
Colombia classics best department
Islam is half the schedule liteally
let's go to rio guys
mexican mondays what
rio jjust no
we have a stomach for the world

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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(not) sorry about it
bwog meeting tonight
come snack with us!
meeting announcement
still love jesse
study break
the last few meeting announcements have all been tributes to some celeb or another
we don't want another pretty face
we want you and your beautiful soul
you thought we'd stop by now but we're not done

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Midterm Munchies: A Guide

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...again
bwog does food
like we're still gonna buy them and we're still gonna rec them but ohhhhh mg mowill get it together
midterm munchies
midterm prep
srsly tho why is a bag of grapes like $9 at mowill
the best part is that the only other existing "we all aspire to be" tag was about ron burgundy... who is basically the same as mother teresa
we all aspire to be mother teresa
who actually knows the 4th amendment off the top of their head tho forreal

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Bwoglines: Not So Subtle Edition

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*googles 'how to call someone a racist without actually having to call them a racist' and hopes for the best*
bwoglines
o'reilly
questions to ask if you ever come face to face with the trumpster
trump
tyga
we here at bwog love subtlety... these peeps apparently do not
what does 'super low on energy' even mean
why is sweating a deal breaker for presidents

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