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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Is CCSC Okay?

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"go dodgers!
"i told him to stop" non-consensual candidacy?? someone alert BLUE
2benandvivin1day
bottom links: "bylaws" "something else silly"
ccsc
glad ccsc is in capable hands
lorem ipsum is cool though
sameer
sheep
test testing
the app for swipes may have "happened" but it sure as hell ain't helping much

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She Just Wanted A Hamburger, You Just Wanted To Go To Bed (A Ghost Story)

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2spoopy2eat2creepy2sleep
are you sure you took drugs a WEEK ago?
ghosts need junk food too
halloween
jjs come on barnard kids are people 2
scary peep into our future :/
scary stories

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SGA: Sisters Who Snack

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artsy fartsy
can I hear ya say DIANA
Can you stand the seven sisters? YA DUH
females snacking on Magnolia
I'll take kale after dark next time
meal plans ya know
sister sister never knew how much I missed ya
Social media millennial
sorry took down the fish on my door RA....
student art in mah dorm makin it look swag
the points are the shit
Women's college unite!

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Night In The Life: Ben & Viv

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2spoopy2live2creppy2die
ben and viv
ccsc
deantini
night in the life
we only get emails from 3 people: our mom ben and viv :/
younger gen of bwog explaining memes to older bwoggers is a joy

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Midterms Playlist: Turtleneck Tuesday

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"end me"
commiserating
downing margs at the heights
midterms
midterms playlist
new grimes album soon thahnk u
playlist
suffocating ourselves with our turtlenecks
TINASHE FOR BACCHANAL PLEASE
u can find us at jj's or butler or the heights
we don't support drug use haahhaa ha aaha aHAAA

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Bwoglines: (Hopefully) Edible Edition

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(bwog is very vegan-friendly we promise)
bwoglines
food
nails are a good source of protein at least
new food trend: cannibalism?
oh canada
peanut butter cups on everything 2k16
vegetarians beware
we wanna be ffs though
we're just jealous
who'd rather smoke a pack than eat a kielbasa... oh those damn vegans

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Field Notes: Our Shared State Of Confusion Edition

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"I AM BWOG"
"it was just a man bun"
absinthe
also an EC guard gave us skittles upon noticing us drop an entire sandwich on the floor
barnard parents' weekend
field notes
floor bonding activities: lame or not? discuss
getting broken by midterms
group halloween costume idea: different columbia dining halls
hewitt: hotspot on campus
permissive parents
pigeon man lives on in our hearts at least
relatable
strange subway encounters that make you reevaluate why you go to the outer boroughs

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Spotted: “The Weeknd” On Campus

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just wanna marry abel tbh
sad boy aesthetic
spotted
the weeknd
we heard St. A's might be able to help abel out
we're being facetious we know it's not actually the weeknd
your man on college walk he doin promo

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