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Does Not The Heaven Vault Above?

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 24 Comments

This almost graceful array of laptop chargers was spotted in Butler! Look at those beautiful parallel catenaries! What Bwog wonders is how did these intrepid and dedicated students sling their chargers up that way? Like a grappling hook!? Or a lasso? What say you, wanderer? Name that title quote!

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Give Me Liberty or Give Me Gorp

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 1 Comments

The campaigning has begun! The members of the CU Charge party are trying to win your votes with free bags of trail mix. They’ll be outside John Jay from 12 pm. Top tip: you can just take the food, you don’t have to talk politics! Snack foods from Wikimedia Commons

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Bonus Dining Dollars Debunked

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 10 Comments

Here’s a heads-up for those of you who bought dining plans during Suite Selection, perhaps lured by the promise of “Bonus Dining Dollars.” An intrepid tipster warned us that you need to be wary of these tricky plans. You will get the extra dollars next semester–after a long summer break. But you’ll probably forget about […]

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Bwoglines: The Government Does Stuff Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 1 Comments

The City’s Pest Control team has suffered some cuts. Mr. Bloomberg says more people are complaining about rats because people are complaining more, not because there are more rats. Hm. (Gothamist) Good news for folks in McBain—NY is working on a way to reduce light and noise from firetrucks on non-life threatening business. (Westport News) […]

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Lost: Pink Button Down

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 0 Comments

Lost on 4/4 en route to Carman 4 from laundry room. It has “NBL” on the pocket. If found, please email me at nbl2112@columbia.edu. Thanks!

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Fire Alarm in Lerner: Breakfast Plans Potentially Imperiled

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2011 4 Comments

Ferris Booth and everything else got cleared out around 8:30 am! Sorry to you who were planning on a quick bite before your 9 am. For those of you arriving after it ends–maybe try to squeeze a free meal out of Ferris in the post-drill rush?

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Lost: Blue Spiral Notebook

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 0 Comments

If a blue spiral notebook turns up, I am indebted with my life. Return to Hartley 5A or call 914-815-7255 or e-mail me atacs2197@columbia.edu.

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City Council to Decide on Baker Field Development

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 1 Comments

A City Council committee has voted in favor of Columbia’s latest construction project, which sparked quite a kerfuffle over spring break. DNAinfo reports that the Council proper will make a final decision tomorrow, meaning the long wait to find out whether or not we’re going to get a Boathouse Marsh will be over. According to […]

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Serene Snacks Sans Shekels

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 3 Comments

The Hillel Exec Board wants to help you relax. Take a break from all your stressors and enjoy a back rub from Columbia’s Stressbusters, the team of students with magical hands who deliver neck and back rubs to all! Remember when? Expect “delicious teas, hot chocolate and other serene snacks” from 8–9 p.m. in the […]

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Scroungers Anonymous: Bounty Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 4 Comments

Earlier this week, we introduced The Scrounger. This determined moocher is a devotée of Bwog’s free food announcements, and now reports back on CSA’s Cuban cuisine. CSA delivered on their refreshments during walk-in hours. With a hefty catering package from Havana Central, students were greeted with rice, beans, plantains and a choice of three different kinds of empanadas: […]

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Sexual Assault Awareness Month

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 7 Comments

Earlier this week, Prezbo and DSpar sent emails to all Columbia undergrads about National Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Bollinger writes, “The crime of sexual assault takes many forms and threatens everyone in society, yet it is a problem demanding special attention in university communities. In addition to the high incidence of sexual assault on college […]

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Happy Birthday Friend

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2011 2 Comments

Aaron Phillips!

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Senior Wisdom: Ryan Morgan

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"I also regret never petting on of Prezbo's dogs"
blunts in butler!
didn't realize scranton existed outside of "The Office"
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
talk infrastructure to me
the legend
the man
the myth

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Break Time Edition

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break time anytime
can't take a break for too long or we're fucked
dairy queen ice "cream" to look forward too
it's due time for a break?
may the riotous spirit of the 60s protesters be with you this week
study break saturday
we know there's still a whole week of finals but we just want a break
you'll be home with mommy soon

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Guys, Stop

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anatomy of a chair
bet he's not even getting any work done
finals is a time that crushes all of your dreams
He's her derivative because he's tangent to her curves
lady in the street but a freak in the library
not overseen
studying never feels that good
uh uh honey
we're not sure why she couldn't be doing work and he couldn't be going down on her

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The First Bwog Comment Awards

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bwog confesses to putting 1s in their exclamation points
don't you hate when people use 30 year olds to portray high school students in movies
first weekly doesn't sound quite as nice
iggy's "fancy's" school is not representative of real schools
or does bwog have butts?
pineapple in bwog's butt
we #trendy

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24 Hours of Fruit Paunchin’

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24 hours of paunchin
brain shattering improv
fruit paunch
handy dandy maps
paunchin fruit
what a fruit paunchin good time

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Orgo Night Continues To Go Right

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2014
columbia gigolo
cumb
like an orgy at Pompeii
man-meat
marching band
orgo
orgo night
orgy in pompeii
places that are ridiculously crowded
safe vegetable sex is always an important message
trombone + dildo = fun times for all

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Senior Wisdom: Olivia Harris

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"disinterest is in itself disinteresting"
dont keep calm and carry on
keep it kind
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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PeopleHop: “I’m Your Mother”

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fangirling moms
how can a barnard girl handle martha and dspar encounters all in one night?
j-school
martha is disappointed in spec
martha is the beyonce to barnard
martha stewart
oh to be rich and famous and not give a fourth of a shit if what you're saying offends someone
peoplehop
she is the queen and we just live in her world
we think martha would side with dspar over sheryl
we wish martha was actually our mom

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