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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Bwoglines: Celebration And Despair Edition

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"Prince of Penzance"
ADP > AKP
AKP is like the worst party ever
bwoglines
Erdogan is not a good guy
it's summer in Australia just think about that
Kansas City was a happening spot this week
only problems come from the desert never solutions
so many air disasters
the Melbourne Cup is actually a big deal
the Mets were way too hyped

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Bwog Out

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break from New York
bwog out
CUSS
fall break
halloweekend
just tryna spend fall break in a horizontal position
stafe safe bbs
we suggest watching the great british bake off on netflix over break

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Bwog Reviews The Intricacies Of Chinglish

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appreciating diversity
bad chinese translations
beijing more like bae-jing
black box theatres are spooooky
businessmen
Bwog does culture
bwog loves lerner black box
capitalism
Chinese culture
chinglish
coca cola
columbia blue gaze theatre
finance
the playwright is famous and TEACHES HERE
tradition vs. modernity
we love the arts
weird food

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Dean Of Academic Affairs Steps Down

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another article featuring Deantini?
CSA means Center for Student Advising NOT community supported agriculture
Dean of Academic Affairs vs. Dean of Academic Planning and Administration
Deantini makes Bwog again
did something happen?
October is a weird time to step down
pretentious
spooky month
stop referring to CC as "the college"
Urban Studies forever
what is the difference

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AskBwog: Latin Unites Roommates

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askbwog
bwog sleuths?
bwog's advice is forte
Carman bathrooms though
Carman closets though
Catholics
chanting
church choir
creepy
happy halloween
horror Bwog
inappropriate RA/resident relationships
latin
Latin is a dead language!
Latin is difficult
mysteries resolved
salvete omnes
satanitc rituals
spooky
spoopy
the pope
this is why having a bathroom on the hall is better
this roommate might be dead soon too

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“A Mild And Gentle Cacophony:” Women Poets At Barnard

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always nice to start your halloweekend with an existential crisis
angsty females reading their poetry rarely disappoint
c'mon guys allen ginsberg? the beat generation? bueller?
just watch kill your darlings ffs that's all you need to do
shout out to all barnard babes who write poetry... is that the entire student body? maybe
then you can pretend you really know who the beats were

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A Rocky Horror Start To This Halloweekend

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brad is an asshole
cmts
he wasn't tim curry but he was still BOMB
janet is a slut
rocky horror picture show
theatre
there's incest too lucky you!
you get the idea
your thirsty thursday could have been spent watching this

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Bwoglines: Notable Endings Edition

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all of the babies
bonding over our hoeism smh
bwoglines
happy halloween bitches
lol NH private schools
paul ryan's power boner is unreal right now
thanks china
we are shocked and appalled
we're going to detroit over break to visit zola

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