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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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2016 Posts Regrettable Things on Facebook, Again

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 53 Comments

Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, […]

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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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How Many Obama Drinking Games Can You Think Of?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 15 Comments

Hopefully, all of us politically minded, globally conscious students are aware of the 2012 State of the Union Address tonight. Rather than live-streaming it alone in your room, why not watch with some of the most politically conscious members on campus? The CU Dems, CU College Republicans, CPU, and the Roosevelt Institute invite you to a […]

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ESC: New E-Board Member, Old Issues Discussed, and CCSC Remade

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from the first ESC meeting of the semester. The council began the evening by holding elections for VP Communications. The election was well-contested, especially considering it was held mid-year. The winner, Jim Huang, spoke about his experience on ABC and how his experience developing websites could help in council outreach. He beat […]

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Modernist Installation in Ferris; Speculation Abounds

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 19 Comments

Bwog has yet to obtain a definitive interpretation of the regularly occurring exhibit above the Ferris trash compartments. Observers cite an almost daily recurrence of the piece, with gradual increase throughout the day, reaching a peak around lunchtime. Many see it as a representation of freshman struggles: the never-ending mountain of stress and woe that […]

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SGA: Meets, Greets and Eats

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on the first SGA meeting of the semester. The Rep Council reunited last night at 8:10 to discover that a significant proportion of the group had either grown or cut their bangs. Then, the group got down to business. Turns out that SGA is redecorating—and I’m not talking about the bangs. […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Lose Your Head Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Remember when puppies came to Columbia? So does Bwog. Some of Columbia’s more unorthodox study break tactics—including the biannual Primal Scream and therapy dogs bringing furry comfort—were chronicled in a spot on various schools’ stress relief methods. (NYT) In more somber news, be careful with the late-night antics when there’s a 13-minute wait at the […]

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Quiz: What’s Your Dream Internship This Summer?

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bwog gets real for a hot sec
bwog quiz!
can you tell even bwog is nervous
don't worry we're all terrified
exclamation points!
let's not talk about finals... let's talk about internships instead!
the future! prospects! life goals! adulthood! impending doom!

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Bwoglines: Investigations Edition

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bwoglines
honestly hoping for some sort of direction-related name
investigation edition
let's see if anyone gets the cage the elephant reference
north and south west
probably not... guess it's just too obscure
south? east? west? one?
we here at bwog are oh so obscure
we love obscurity

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Overseen At Beta: Beer-mas Tree

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beer
beer and cheer
beer pong party vs beer ornament party
beta
brothers
creativity
next let's see a tree decorated with bowls (lit)
nothing like beer to bring everyone together
we love holiday cheer
when's the beta holiday party

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LectureHop: On The Care And Feeding Of Black Holes

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astronomy
black holes
black holes are popular
cute grad students
cute old people
cute toddlers
Dad puns
Friday night (star)lights
fun lectures
instagram-obsessed men
lecturehop
making bwog gassy!
nursery rhyme?
puns lol
pupin
sleepy CU students
star light star bright
TDE
Top Dawg Entertainment
wasn't the last lecture also on black holes

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How To Sneak A Tree Into Your Dorm

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christmas carols
covert Bwog
CU athletics
dead bodies
dead trees
dorms
Ferris biscuits though
friends who sing
honest approach is the best approach
hymns
Joy to the World
music
muzak
rugs
sincerity
trees forever
wordpress sucks

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Merry MoHi

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channuka?
chanuka
christmas
december decor
do the holidays make the cold worth it
hannukah
holidays
kwanza
MoWill forever
tiny red dragons
what is a present
what presents are you getting

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Bwoglines: Tolls Edition

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animals
barn animals
Christmas is almost upon us
Church
glad for Metro even though expensive af
glad we don't drive
hay
Manger
Moscow
Nativity scenes
not as expensive as driving tbh
Putin is getting poned
Russian truckers know what's good
tbh Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas!

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Tarps, Where Art Thou?

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bwog and patience: probably not a good combination
call out
just FINISH THE JOB
JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR SUFFERING
lawns
tarps
we clearly love to call out our dear institution
we just want to go to our early morning Hamilton classes in peace

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