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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Peyton Bell on the Way to Recovery

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog is glad to report the following statement is just in from Scott Bell, Peyton’s father: Peyton was discharged from the hospital this evening, and will be heading home to Seattle in a few days. He will be back at Columbia for the spring semester. We are extremely grateful for the outpouring of support from […]

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HARDCORE: PART III

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 42 Comments

The epic tale continues! If you need a refresher on the action so far, you can catch up here. Special thanks go to Michele Bachmann, Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, Harvey and Bobbi Chertok, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Michael Chertok, Nettra Pan, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, […]

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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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Bwoglines: Celebration And Despair Edition

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"Prince of Penzance"
ADP > AKP
AKP is like the worst party ever
bwoglines
Erdogan is not a good guy
it's summer in Australia just think about that
Kansas City was a happening spot this week
only problems come from the desert never solutions
so many air disasters
the Melbourne Cup is actually a big deal
the Mets were way too hyped

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Bwog Out

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break from New York
bwog out
CUSS
fall break
halloweekend
just tryna spend fall break in a horizontal position
stafe safe bbs
we suggest watching the great british bake off on netflix over break

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Bwog Reviews The Intricacies Of Chinglish

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appreciating diversity
bad chinese translations
beijing more like bae-jing
black box theatres are spooooky
businessmen
Bwog does culture
bwog loves lerner black box
capitalism
Chinese culture
chinglish
coca cola
columbia blue gaze theatre
finance
the playwright is famous and TEACHES HERE
tradition vs. modernity
we love the arts
weird food

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Dean Of Academic Affairs Steps Down

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another article featuring Deantini?
CSA means Center for Student Advising NOT community supported agriculture
Dean of Academic Affairs vs. Dean of Academic Planning and Administration
Deantini makes Bwog again
did something happen?
October is a weird time to step down
pretentious
spooky month
stop referring to CC as "the college"
Urban Studies forever
what is the difference

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AskBwog: Latin Unites Roommates

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askbwog
bwog sleuths?
bwog's advice is forte
Carman bathrooms though
Carman closets though
Catholics
chanting
church choir
creepy
happy halloween
horror Bwog
inappropriate RA/resident relationships
latin
Latin is a dead language!
Latin is difficult
mysteries resolved
salvete omnes
satanitc rituals
spooky
spoopy
the pope
this is why having a bathroom on the hall is better
this roommate might be dead soon too

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“A Mild And Gentle Cacophony:” Women Poets At Barnard

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always nice to start your halloweekend with an existential crisis
angsty females reading their poetry rarely disappoint
c'mon guys allen ginsberg? the beat generation? bueller?
just watch kill your darlings ffs that's all you need to do
shout out to all barnard babes who write poetry... is that the entire student body? maybe
then you can pretend you really know who the beats were

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A Rocky Horror Start To This Halloweekend

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brad is an asshole
cmts
he wasn't tim curry but he was still BOMB
janet is a slut
rocky horror picture show
theatre
there's incest too lucky you!
you get the idea
your thirsty thursday could have been spent watching this

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Bwoglines: Notable Endings Edition

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all of the babies
bonding over our hoeism smh
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happy halloween bitches
lol NH private schools
paul ryan's power boner is unreal right now
thanks china
we are shocked and appalled
we're going to detroit over break to visit zola

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