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If You Give Stressed Zombies Cookies…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 4 Comments

…they might actually smile! And then probably glare at you for ruining their diets. But we digress. IN ANY CASE, if you’re craving some study break nomz, look no further than the Culinary Society’s last study break of the semester. They’ll be serving up holiday cookies like they’re going out of style, with reinvented classics […]

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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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Butler Water Fountains, We’re Calling You Out

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butler
call out
can we sue for the muffin incident
cry for help
i mean we could just go to butcaf but butcaf is the cannon's of butler
thirsty
use performance-enhancing drugs sparingly kids
what's your favorite room in the but
who cares about social justice we need fancy water
WTF CU

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Weird Salad Conversation Overheard At Hungarian

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be safe kids
discussing salad in a pastry shop is kind of a douchebag move in general
hungarian pastry shop
no judgement just keep yr voice down while i finish this 10 page paper due in 3 hours please?
overheard
salad

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Bacchanal Presents: Aubrey Drake Graham Grams

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aubrey drake graham
candy
champagne papi
drake
drizzy
if nicki were a cu student she'd buy one
if we don't get one we'll be in our feelings till march :(
if you don't get a gram you're obviously a meek fan
imagine nicki sending meek a drake gram: the ultimate dis
mcdonalds
psa
tears
the most enticing list of tags to ever grace the internet

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Bwoglines: Happy (?) Edition

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alexis bledel in sisterhood of the traveling pants was the prettiest thing to walk this earth
bwoglines
dubya
food
happy
hash browns
not happy tbh
pharell's smoky the bear hat
so sad
so so sad

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Field Notes: Homecoming Is Not The Be-All And End-All Edition

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bongs and becomings
drunken snaps are the best snaps
field notes
homecoming
more RA drama
music saves lives
netflix is a basic right
roar lion roar is most often sung ironically
social life researchers on the prowl
staff is so nice here
sweetgreen review
we did it
when you worked at ec this weekend and signed in literally 15 pages of guests

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Barnard Board Of Trustees To Consider Divestment

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board of trustees
Divest barnard
fighting the power can have results
fossil fuels
nothing for sure though
possible progress?

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Languishing In Lerner Sans Stapler

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first world problems
lerner is lacking
monday
small inconveniences
stapler also missing from brooks/sulz computer lab
synthetic monstrosity inside a synthetic monstrosity
wanted: lumbering lout in lerner
we're sure there are other options but this is so close to carman

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“Should Columbia Have A Bacchanal This Year?” And More Fun From CCSC

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bacchanal
Ben Makansi
ccsc
decisions...they're happening
Group Adjudication
INSOMNIAAAA
little reaction to recent appointment of deantini to chief of security
making and breaking rules
mental health task force
place to be on a sunday night
sandwich ambassador

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