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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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2016 Posts Regrettable Things on Facebook, Again

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 53 Comments

Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, […]

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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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How Many Obama Drinking Games Can You Think Of?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 15 Comments

Hopefully, all of us politically minded, globally conscious students are aware of the 2012 State of the Union Address tonight. Rather than live-streaming it alone in your room, why not watch with some of the most politically conscious members on campus? The CU Dems, CU College Republicans, CPU, and the Roosevelt Institute invite you to a […]

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ESC: New E-Board Member, Old Issues Discussed, and CCSC Remade

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from the first ESC meeting of the semester. The council began the evening by holding elections for VP Communications. The election was well-contested, especially considering it was held mid-year. The winner, Jim Huang, spoke about his experience on ABC and how his experience developing websites could help in council outreach. He beat […]

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Modernist Installation in Ferris; Speculation Abounds

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 19 Comments

Bwog has yet to obtain a definitive interpretation of the regularly occurring exhibit above the Ferris trash compartments. Observers cite an almost daily recurrence of the piece, with gradual increase throughout the day, reaching a peak around lunchtime. Many see it as a representation of freshman struggles: the never-ending mountain of stress and woe that […]

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SGA: Meets, Greets and Eats

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on the first SGA meeting of the semester. The Rep Council reunited last night at 8:10 to discover that a significant proportion of the group had either grown or cut their bangs. Then, the group got down to business. Turns out that SGA is redecorating—and I’m not talking about the bangs. […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Lose Your Head Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Remember when puppies came to Columbia? So does Bwog. Some of Columbia’s more unorthodox study break tactics—including the biannual Primal Scream and therapy dogs bringing furry comfort—were chronicled in a spot on various schools’ stress relief methods. (NYT) In more somber news, be careful with the late-night antics when there’s a 13-minute wait at the […]

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Dark Night Of The Soul

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also u could take that toilet paper home to your suite
alternative carman bed use: pong table
butt cracks
dark night
dark night vs. dark knight
it could be so much darker if it were mf COLD
sleeping in carman hallway doesn't sound that bad tbh
the poor maintenence people honestly who dumps toilet paper in the toilet
we want to find a free shot glass
why is fungus growing on the wall

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Saturday Playlist: Christmas Pregame

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bwog thot squad
carly rae jepsen
jingle bells was written in our hometown
literally carly rae's album was so good.....
NO BUBLE
thot xmas
Wait literally how did Bieber get Busta Rhymes on a Christmas track...
we only go to mel's when we're especially wasted
we threw a christmas party called "NOT AN UGLY SWEATER PARTY"

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Intermediately Eating, Praying, And Loving

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don't forget wien schapiro and harmony!
eat pray love
editor-and-chief
fuck the freshman fifteen
lol at Netflix and Spliff
nussbaum broadway mcbain oh my!
sophomore slump
the sophomore slump is real
what the fuck is Bumble anyway
when you sleep with a professor though
You're Grown Now

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Arts Bucket List: Your Newest Distraction

Maddie Stearn 1

art at an ivy
ArtsBucket
books
butler gets artsy
is this real?
read our XMAS! review on Monday
rembrandt
studying is important but so is loving yourself
wait we have rembrandt paintings on campus?
weekend culture
what better way to love yourself than through art
what is XMAS!

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Bwoglines: High Stakes Edition

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capitalism literally rules the world
from whence doest this idiom come
fuck Donald Trump
fun figures of speech
high stakes
hope for high-heel lovers
raising prices of drugs is messed up
Shakespeare or nah
stakes are high
this guy went to baruch college
we should also welcome refugees into our country
where does this idiom come from
worrying about the future

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Draw A Circle, That’s Your Story: Mat Johnson Talks Structure

Betsy Ladyzhets 1

lecturehop
mr asshole critic at the times sounds like somebody we want to fight
sadly bwog did not get a photo of the sad beanie man (he was erased too quickly) but he lives on in our hearts
that astronaut image is weirdly reminiscent of series 6 doctor who are we right @ nerds readin this
we can honestly just made anything nerdy

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Data From Quality Of Live Survey Presented At USenate

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"just above neutral" is..... tragically funny
"just above neutral" oh my god
bwog tries to understand statistics even after literally failing the class
this is crazy town
who's gonna tell the new class of 2020 that they're coming to a school where they can be sort of nearly happy

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Bippity Boppity Ballet: CUBE’s Cinderella

Mia Lindheimer 2

ballet
dance
if bwog were a ballerina we would just twirl everywhere to show off our skills
running around nyc? TWIRL
swiping into JJ's? TWIRL
walking to class? TWIRL
we now understand why we sucked at all our dance classes

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