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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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HARDCORE: PART IV

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 31 Comments

More adventures await! Missed out on nights I-III? Catch up here. Special thanks go to Dean Valentini, the Marching Band (go to Orgo Night), Charlie Dinkin, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean Quigley the Sock Monkey, Rakhi Agrawal, Erik Nook, Pierre Gergis, Karla Casariego, Madeleine Jensen, Olivia Levine, Liz Watson, Hannah […]

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Orgo Night: Traditions Come and Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 24 Comments

Traditional: Tonight, at 11:59 in Butler 209, the Marching Band will sing songs and make jokes of questionable taste. Unorthodox: An actually pretty funny promotional video from the band. Unexpected: As an extra credit project for his orgo class, Professor Campos called for original music videos. Here’s our favorite. (Click CC to turn on the captions)

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Actual Wisdom: Stephen Edwards

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 56 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog pays homage to both our Senior Wisdom feature and our bold, fearless faculty. As long as our academic heroes are willing, a new wisdom will be up every day during finals, perhaps to inspire you, but more likely just to help you procrastinate more. Next up is Stephen Edwards, of OfficeHop, […]

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BoardHop: Not up for Debate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707. Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re […]

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Courseworks Turns Ten

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

If websites were small children, CourseWorks (or, more aptly, CourseWorks’ mom) would be hosting one epic pizza party. Sadly, no website lives forever, and now with a full decade under its belt, Coursework’s newest incarnation is retiring its predecessor. Over 1,200 courses currently use the new CourseWorks, and all University classes will transition by Spring 2013. […]

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Spotted: Sow Over it

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 2 Comments

Seems as if things having been quiet on the Roa-llie front since their last encounter, and Bwog can only conclude that they’ve decided to part ways. While our favorite cub seems content with bachelorhood, Millie, heading out for a night on the town in this picture, seems determined to start over. Spotted by Hannah Goldstein

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 12/15

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 0 Comments

Crawl out of your study grotto and grab some grub at the Greenmarket, slinging fresh produce on Broadway beteween 114th and 116th every Thursday and Sunday. As per tradition, Bwog brings you the weekly highlights. King Ferry Winery will now attend both Thursdays and Sundays each week. This Thursday, Lani’s will be selling no-spray greens […]

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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Peyton Bell on the Way to Recovery

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog is glad to report the following statement is just in from Scott Bell, Peyton’s father: Peyton was discharged from the hospital this evening, and will be heading home to Seattle in a few days. He will be back at Columbia for the spring semester. We are extremely grateful for the outpouring of support from […]

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A School By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

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announcement
columbia grad schools
columbia grad students
maybe 'continuing education' sounded too lower-class for the columbia administration
of course joke's on them because 'ps' can also stand for 'proletariat studies'
prezbo drops a bomb
sce sps cps spc esp it's all just random configurations of letters
school of continuing education
what's in a name?

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Update On 2015 COÖP Crisis

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breaking
coop
war on fun

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#TBT To When The Barnard Bears Played Against Riker’s Island Prisoners

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#tbt
barnard bears played honorably with brains and hearts as only the best of bears could
bonding through basketball
the real question is: how many students actually went to riker's island to watch that game?
what were the stands like? was there cheering? was there even ... school spirit for a sports team?

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
gssc
hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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