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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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What Are Those? Bwog Explores Ghost Galaxies

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astronomy
dreaming of the stars
Friday the 13th
ghost galaxies
is november spookier than october?
jana grcevich
life across the universe
Pupin is packed on a Friday night
scared
the stars
why is everything we can't see so spooooky
wish we could become "space tourists"
wish we were better at math

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Chopped: Sophomore Slump Edition 2.0

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Bisquick in a bottle
bwog chopped
bwog chopped sophomore slump
candy isn't actually that bad for you
does Columbia Health provide dental work
exploring instant food options
how to cook minimally with very little effort
MoWill is good for everything BUT maple syrup fyi
MoWill saves the day
only use real New England maple syrup
pancake flipping is all in the flicka da wrist
trust Bwog: pancakes are suitable for every meal
who makes pancakes WITHOUT a mix?

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About How Long You Will Wait To See A Doctor At Columbia Health

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back of the envelope
Columbia Health
don't have sex
don't kiss anyone
don't share mugs/utensils/plates/cups/towels
drink emergen-C
drugs and other bodily functions
health in the universe
health services
looking at pretty views can keep u healthy
sitting in noco library is another way to boost your immune system
staying healthy in college is hard

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Bringing Ballet Back To Bwog

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bringing ballet back to bwog
Bwog covers ballet
CBC
columbia ballet collaborative
fall performances
lincoln center festivities
some of these performances were incredible
some were ehhh but we weren't for certain
undergrads going places
wake us up when they put on the nutcracker
who knew you could be a performer and go to an ivy league?

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Bwoglines: Horror, Hope, Humor, And Humanity Edition

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Arc de triomphe
does ftw mean for the win or fuck the world
france
nous aimons la france
paris
pot > pasta pot
pot > tortellini
rastafarianism is better than pastafarianism
SCOTUS
SCOTUS vs POTUS
two shout-outs to Boston in this post
vive la france
where is the love
women's reproductive health ftw
women's rights

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Columbia University And Barnard College Release Statements On Paris Attacks

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official statement

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LectureHop: The Meursault Investigation

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always here for arab representation
fancy chairs are also very good
kamel is clearly a cinnamon roll
lecturehop
live translation is a whole new level of sophistication
meursault
technology has come so far
this is... A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD

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CU Players Presents “Rapture, Blister, Burn”

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"you can have a push-up bra AND a brain"
cup
do you think the members of CUP have made themselves cups with "CUP" on them
feminist theatre at barnard?? bwog wouldn't miss it
s/o to Maeve the dramaturg for the educational powerpoint on feminism before the show
student theatre

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