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RoomHop: Decked with Hexes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 11 Comments

For the latest installment of RoomHop, Bwog’s multi-dimensional analyst Conor Skelding visited the McBain double of two mathematical minds. “The lamps that the rooms come with are kinda gross,” Jonathon Balsano, SEAS ’14, matter-of-factly states. Fellow McBain double dweller Sam Engel, CC ‘ 14, jumps in, “That nasty light didn’t really reach the corner of the room.” […]

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Lost: Black Sony Camera

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 0 Comments

Black compact sony cybershot in a black case dropped at tree lighting. If you really want the camera you can have it, I just really hope I can get the memory card back. Since it’s the holidays, I’ll get you some hot apple cider. Email rrs2141@columbia.edu

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WBAR Goth Prom 1986 Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 2 Comments

Grab your black eyeliner and break out the lace. Tomorrow night WBAR presents Goth Prom 1986, a free concert featuring an intoxicating brew of hardcore, garage-rock, and beats by Balam Acab, Purling Hiss, Leather, and RL Grime in the Diana Event Oval from 7 to 11:30 pm. The event is open to the public, so feel free to […]

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Bunsenbwog: Everything is Illuminated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 0 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by pillow talk specialist Zach Kagan. A pair of Columbia graduates have designed a solar-powered pillow lamp for areas of the world where electricity is scarce. The LuminAID packs flat but […]

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First Contact

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 3 Comments

Like in a scene taken from a fairy tale, these fledglings took a respite from dodging Broadway traffic and overeager toddlers. One onlooker was colored incredulous, “I feel like I’m in a Disney movie or something.” Fly up and away little birds, the shadow grows longer.

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It’s Going to Be Okay, Says Solipsistic Banner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 12 Comments

At 9:55 am this morning, Bwog received an anonymous tip that a massive banner had just been unfurled from the windows of Butler that read, “It’s going to be OK. You’re not alone.” Before we had a chance to document this magnanimous act, at 10:03 am the same tipster reported that the poster had been […]

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Fall Chansons

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s rookie reviewer Alex Katz crossed Broadway to see CMTS’s first show of the season. Wednesday evening, I listened to the premiere of CMTS’s Autumn Songs, playing in Roone Alredge Auditorium. The powerful vocal cast, striking set, and extraordinary music kept a show lacking in plot from withering like the winter, but blossoming like the […]

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Former Alumni President of St. A’s Jailed

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 32 Comments

The New York Post, tone-deaf as ever, reports the story with the headline “Columbia Frat Honcho Jailed.” Walter Perry, the titular honcho, is accused of stealing $650,000 from Saint Anthony’s over six years, and has been sentenced to at least 24 months of jail time. It is not clear how the money was obtained, but […]

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Morningside Bakeries, Let’s Get Ready to (C)rumble

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 10 Comments

In a constant search for Morningside’s finest, Bwog was eager to weigh in when a dispute arose about the best cookie in the neighborhood. Secretary of Snack Alison Herman followed the aroma wafting over Morningside Park and investigated. After an honorable mention of Levain Bakery in our Bwog Thanksgiving, an anonymous tipster indignantly called us out on our […]

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Bwoglines: Pondering It All Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 1 Comments

Cash-strapped urbanites may soon find work in the new convenience economy, which crowdsources temporary personal assistant tasks. Among the guinea pigs is an Arts Initiative coordinator, who claims its merits are more than monetary. (Observer) Whoever said field trips were dead? One visiting professor at GSAPP took his class to a banana ripening plant and […]

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Want to do Something Hardcore?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 01, 2011 17 Comments

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for… From the genius who brought you BwogWeather, comes Hard Core: A Columbian Odyssey. The show traces Pat Blute’s whimsical adventure one man’s grueling odyssey home after he finds himself stranded. He must survive using only his extensive knowledge of the core. The new project already features footage of the Australian Outback, Thailand, and […]

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Don’t Miss the Yule Log Ceremony and Tree Lighting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 01, 2011 5 Comments

Don’t forget to head outside into the winter chill and listen to Columbia’s many a cappella groups sing and faculty and students speak at the annual Yule Log Ceremony, taking place from 6 to 7 pm on college walk. At 7 pm, the tree lights go up during the Tree Lighting Ceremony. Head back into […]

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About The 2016 Elections

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2016 elections
back of the envelope
bernie vs hillary
chillary
FEEL THE BERN
feels good man
more like chillary amiright
shits gonna go down
sounds good
these r very important things so everybody take bwog in a very important way oka okay?!?!?!??!?/
this is gettin steamy
WE ARE SEROUS KK????
we know you missed a good b of the e

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Ghoul’d Morning, Welcome To The Halloween Contest

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2015 Halloween contest
2creppy2die
2spoopy2live
can bwog writers even enter????
costume contest
demonic laughter
halloween costume contest
muahahahahahhahahaha
so stoked for this contest man
spooky scary skeletons
ya gotta enter fools

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Bwoglines: Five Senses Edition

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autism
bwoglines
can this muppet join the cast of avenue q too??
children are so goddamn delicious tho
chillary
chillary clinton tho amiright
hansel and gretel
i love the smell of parkinsons in the morning
yum!

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Chess Boy Digs Deep Into Chess (And Life)

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bwog still has a lot of questions for chess boy
how is chess boy's love life?
is chess boy good at chess because he's naturally talented or because he spent his whole life playing chess?
is chess boy seeing anyone? does chess boy WANT to be seeing anyone?
who still even owns a handkerchief?
why does chess boy want to go to yale when columbia is clearly superior?

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Overseen: Anonymous Role Model Reminds Us To Be Present In The World

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a ferris bueler's day off quote feels really appropriate right here
don't let those midterms get you down! have some chocolate!
flying to the moon would be a really great way to get out of a calc midterm
overseen
remember to be present in the world kids
unless you're lactose intolerant - in which case have some sugary candy or something

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#TBT To Before Barnard Became Barnard

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'nothing's worthwhile unless you can exclude someone'
#tbt
alternative post title: '#tbt to when donald trump would've wanted to send his daughter to barnard'
gossip girl: 1890s barnard edition is a show bwog would absolutely watch
lecturehop
living in brooks literally cost $1000 per semester in the early 1900s can you imagine
no wonder brooks has those beautiful ornate staircases

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Midterm Day Has Arrived At Last

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but hey! at least this means we're halfway through the semester! officially!
if you actually have a midterm today your prof is either doing something right or part of some kind of secret cult
is the coffee at blue java really worth it when the line is so long though?
midterm day
redbull-infused coffee is a real thing and it's terrifying

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Bwoglines: Unexpected Victories Edition

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bwoglines
columbia alums clearly have some substantial funds
like if you remember when bacchantae did q.u.e.e.n. and electric lady by janelle monae
what was up with that snapchat filter yesterday though
whose idea was that
would a nyc mta bus ever roll into a coffeeshop? no. it would charge furiously into that coffeeshop

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