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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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HARDCORE: PART IV

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 31 Comments

More adventures await! Missed out on nights I-III? Catch up here. Special thanks go to Dean Valentini, the Marching Band (go to Orgo Night), Charlie Dinkin, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean Quigley the Sock Monkey, Rakhi Agrawal, Erik Nook, Pierre Gergis, Karla Casariego, Madeleine Jensen, Olivia Levine, Liz Watson, Hannah […]

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Orgo Night: Traditions Come and Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 24 Comments

Traditional: Tonight, at 11:59 in Butler 209, the Marching Band will sing songs and make jokes of questionable taste. Unorthodox: An actually pretty funny promotional video from the band. Unexpected: As an extra credit project for his orgo class, Professor Campos called for original music videos. Here’s our favorite. (Click CC to turn on the captions)

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Actual Wisdom: Stephen Edwards

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 56 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog pays homage to both our Senior Wisdom feature and our bold, fearless faculty. As long as our academic heroes are willing, a new wisdom will be up every day during finals, perhaps to inspire you, but more likely just to help you procrastinate more. Next up is Stephen Edwards, of OfficeHop, […]

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BoardHop: Not up for Debate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707. Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re […]

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Courseworks Turns Ten

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

If websites were small children, CourseWorks (or, more aptly, CourseWorks’ mom) would be hosting one epic pizza party. Sadly, no website lives forever, and now with a full decade under its belt, Coursework’s newest incarnation is retiring its predecessor. Over 1,200 courses currently use the new CourseWorks, and all University classes will transition by Spring 2013. […]

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Spotted: Sow Over it

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 2 Comments

Seems as if things having been quiet on the Roa-llie front since their last encounter, and Bwog can only conclude that they’ve decided to part ways. While our favorite cub seems content with bachelorhood, Millie, heading out for a night on the town in this picture, seems determined to start over. Spotted by Hannah Goldstein

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 12/15

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 0 Comments

Crawl out of your study grotto and grab some grub at the Greenmarket, slinging fresh produce on Broadway beteween 114th and 116th every Thursday and Sunday. As per tradition, Bwog brings you the weekly highlights. King Ferry Winery will now attend both Thursdays and Sundays each week. This Thursday, Lani’s will be selling no-spray greens […]

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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Bwoglines: At Home And Abroad Edition

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500 dollar tickets are literally ridiculous
Bwog makes puns
bwoglines
de Blasio does something we can finally stand behind
if only Obama was forceful where it actually mattered...
informing our audience
Obama can be forceful sometimes in foreign policy
wednesdays are political with Bwoglines
who's playing the Summit with those ticket costs? Waka Flocka?

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Buy A Meal Plan And Eat, Too

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" life at an ivy
Columbia is being so flexible and thoughtful!
does Duane Reade sell turkeys
does MoWill sell turkeys
does Westside sell turkeys
flex
flex your muscles
in this instance CU extends their support--amazing
it's not like our meal plans already cost more than half the world makes
life in NYC
thanksgiving
what about barnard?
what is an "unanticipated emergency need
wheee "free" money
who gives a fuck about turkey anyway it's pretty gross

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Cultural Superstitions: Chapter 1

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*thinks really hard about fishes*
but dogs are angelic :(
see u in my dreams fishes
sorry april bdays :/
stay away from people with #4 in their birth dates
student stories
superstitions

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SGA Talked About Winter Housing And FAB

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barnard bears want omelettes and biscuits too :(
cold and lonely winter
hewitt needs to up its game
or you could just secretly camp out in your room for all of break wink wink
sga

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Bear With Us

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conspiracy theories
duane reade
get out your UV lamps kids
if DR sends us a bear we'll be their no 1 fans
millie has some explaining to do
raise your hand if you broke up with yr ex before thanksgiving :/
SAD is a real thing
teddy bears
waiting for the comment "what's the point of this article?? we want the old bwog back"
why is it called cuffing season sounds a little too NYPD for our taste...
you could sneak a pet snake into your dorm inside of one of these babies am i right ;)
young jedi the point is that the article has no point we just like teddy bears ok

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Have Some Librarians With That Pizza

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#teamquentin
barnlib
diana center
if u have no friend they'll be ur friends
if you see this tag comment with your favorite book
maybe they still have some of those cute patches left??
pizza
psa
we recommend The Sound and the Fury

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Bwoglines: We Just Don’t Understand Edition

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all the victims in our thoughts
bwoglines
it's hard to write funny or entertaining stuff when everything is broken yknow
texas is not looking great right now
the teeth thing is funny and cool anyway?

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Field Notes: So Unexpected It’s Expected Edition

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"bougie UES moms"
Bwog Decrees
getting locked out of tinder is getting locked out of life
has Hamilton slowly consumed all of our lives
hookah wine and mixer buzz
hot girls we have problems too
laundry spreading is the new manspreading
mixtapes and machinations
Rihanna
sober Koronet's
that moment when you open a dick pic in front of your ER nurse: priceless
the barnard babysitting club is so real
we know our time is valuable
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