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Overseen in Dodge: Creative Juices Flowing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

So some TAs were apparently enjoying some barley variety of no-no juice in Dodge Hall. And of course it was Brooklyn Lager and Yuengling, because creative types pursuing MFAs aren’t going to drink corporate beer like Anheuser-Busch. Do TAs have finals? Do these TAs have finals?

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Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Bucket List: Conflicts Of The Modern World

Finn Klauber 0

a band-aid on the broken earth like damn that's depressing
bucket list
can we take this opportunity to discuss our problematic fave: "flesh-toned" band-aids
flesh-toned our asses
gotta love when the tags have zero relevance
happy thanksgiving toooooo
hpy thxgiving
not v encouraging
our ass? does bwog possess a singular collective ass?
our asses?
well this took a turn... happy sunday everyone

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting announcement
happy needless turkey murder day!!
literally just stuff a turkey in your mouth and all your problems will be solved
meeting tonight
or just stuff a turkey in your relative's mouth. that'll shut them right up
shout out to all the tofurky fans out there... god bless
thanksgiving
we love turkey and hate interrogations
why must adults insist on discussing school when we're out of school for four days
you can count on your bwog support system

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The Argentinian Princess Diana: CMTS Presents “Evita”

Bwog Staff 1

cmts
evita
except diana is still so pure in our universal mindset right? like she's so fresh and so clean clean
jk we love you eva
the argentinian princess diana... a solid parallel
we miss you eva
we'll never forget you eva
whereas eva's like... why you always lyin (/money laundering/social climbing)

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Bwoglines: Decisions, Decisions Edition

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bad news: people are still doing really shitty terrible things to each other
bwoglines
good news and bad news this week
good news: an 18yo and a 26yo are no longer dating
good news: decisions are being made
good news: we're trying to make plans to stop those shitty things

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Spec, We Made You A Snapchat Geofilter

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"Near the Heights"
Bwog and Spec are actually friends irl
Bwog hearts Spec
How much of Pinkberry's business is just Spec staff?
Real Question: why is there so much rust on that sign?
Who are we to judge? We don't even have an office.

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Divestment Proposal Rejected, CDCJ Responds

Bwog Staff 3

ACSRI
cdcj
divestment
fossil fuels
here we go again
the world will end soon
we're all gonna die
where is the hope?
where is the love

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How To Do Friendsgiving At CU

Phoebe Newton 0

bad puns
butter
Craisins are bae
culinarians
dining hall desserts
dorm kitchens though
food and friends
food puns
Friendsgiving vs Thanksgiving
mashed potatoes
microwaves
milk
sugar and spice and everything nice
tupperware forever
you just got culinary school-ed

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Race, Title IX, And Academic Freedom Discussed At USenate Plenary

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academic freedom
affirmative action
Brown v. Board
divestment
failure to divest
fossil fuels
Not Looking at Course Evaluations
prezbo
profs involved in student life
provost
racism
segregation and racism
so sad
Speeches by PrezBo
Title IX
usenate
why can't we divest

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