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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Proactiv Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 44 Comments

You know those days when you wake up after a solid 8 hours feeling like P. Diddy (or Diddy or Diddy Dirty Money)? But then your hopes for the day are thwarted when you look in the mirror expecting to see Venus, and all you get are the craters of Mars? We all know at […]

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Spec Segues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 24 Comments

It’s that time of the year again. We whip out our handkerchiefs, and pen some prose in honor of the changing Managing Board of the Columbia Daily Spectator. Congratulations to departing Editor Sam Roth, Managing Editor Michele Cleary, and Publisher Aditya Mukerjee, and a hearty welcome to the new fearless leaders. Pinkberry all round! Editor in Chief: […]

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Bwoglines: Dirty Little Secrets Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 0 Comments

Columbia computer science professor Julia Hirschberg has created a computer program that analyzes human speech and detects lies with a 70% success rate. (NYTimes) An off-duty cop shot and arrested a mysterious man at the 125 St. subway stop who was groping girls waiting at the station. (Gothamist) A U.S. spy drone crashed in Iran on […]

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Drink Yourself Famous

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

He already made it rain, now, in anticipation to get Hardcore, he’s going to make it pour. Tonight at 9pm Pat Blute invites you to join him at the Village Pourhouse (located on Amsterdam between 108th and 109th) where he will be getting his drink on and filming his version of Katy Perry’s jam Last Friday Night for […]

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See CU on ABC on TV

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog received numerous tips today that a film crew from ABC7 was around campus getting footage and conducting interviews about the recent attempted robberies of iPhones. No footage has been posted to the local affiliate’s website yet, but we’re hoping that when it does, we can get sandwich man‘s take on all this. Update, 3:00 […]

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Organ, Not Orgo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Why study stay cramped up in Butler this evening when you can have free fun instead? Don’t miss John Zorn, composer, arranger, record producer, saxophonist, multi-instrumentalist, and avant garde icon, as he returns to his first instrument for this rare performance—his first solo organ concert in St. Paul’s Chapel tonight at 11 pm. Entry is free with a CUID! The […]

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The Mangurian Candidate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Columbia Athletics held a press conference today to announce the recent hire of Peter K. Mangurian. Kevin Powers, of Sports Sunday fame, was there to report: This afternoon in Faculty House, Athletic Director M. Diane Murphy gave a formal introduction to the new Head Football Coach Pete Mangurian. Rocking her signature Columbia blue blazer, Murphy […]

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Prezbo Gets Trump’d

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 33 Comments

Perhaps still bitter after a failed presidential campaign, the ever-belligerent Donald Trump decided to pick on Obama for his stance on Iran. Also caught in the crossfire was none other than Prezbo, who was volleyed with such hateful names as “the idiot who runs Columbia University” and “the fool at Columbia.” Bwog recalls its more […]

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Overheard: “These Aren’t Tears, I Swear. It Must be the Humidity”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 7 Comments

At 8:45 pm, two bros put their bags down in the weight room: Bro the First: Yeah, so I saw her last night. It was cool. Bro the Second: What’s the big deal, then? BtF: I don’t know. It’s complicated. BtS: Let’s talk about it in the sauna. BtF: Yeah, it can wait. That’s the […]

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From the Issue: Zero Tolerance?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Columbia recently updated its sexual assault policy. In the latest issue of The Blue & White, staff writer Anna Bahr weighed in on the changes. Be sure to look out for the December issue soon to hit the presses. Zero tolerance implies an uncompromising, absolute application of law. When the phrase appears as the ironclad […]

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Free Tote Bags and Malaysian Coffee

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Take a step in from the cold to enjoy free Ipoh white coffee. The Weatherhead East Asian Institute will be on the Lerner Ramps from 12 to 1 pm giving away free cups of the piping hot treat along with tote bags. You can also learn about their study abroad programs in East and Southeast […]

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Bwoglines: Putting the Pieces Together Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 0 Comments

Far from over, the Occupy-everything movement continues to live up to its grammatical mission. Occupy Harlem has some students worried about the Manhattanville expansion. Meanwhile an Occupy China may be around the corner. Finally there’s “Mockupy” Wall Street. (Spec/Atlantic/City Room) A recent DOT report confirms every pedestrian’s worst fear: bicyclists are taking over the city. […]

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
gssc
hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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Bwoglines: Theatrics Edition

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actual cannibal shia labeouf
bwoglines
do you know how much HamDel we could buy with $170.4 million?
just thinking of all that HamDel
remember: no Russian
Russia never does bad things right?
sometimes it seems like Shia LaBeouf isn't even a real person
Ted Cruz doesn't understand economics
they mentioned Hilary more than God this time but we don't know if that's necessarily a good thing

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Midnight Breakfast Will Still Fulfill All Your Late-Night Desires

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a friend of bwog once pronounced it BEE-wog
barnard
damn why isn't this tonight
food
get off tinder and come eat some carbs
ig sub was scary we got there late ://
mcac
midnight breakfast
pancakes
psa
small rodents not invited to MB
sorry
unless you are ratatouille
we hungry here at BEE-wog?
we hungry here at bwog

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Update: Austin Taylor, GS Student, Reported Missing

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gs
Missing Persons Alert
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