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Prezbo Gets Trump’d

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 33 Comments

Perhaps still bitter after a failed presidential campaign, the ever-belligerent Donald Trump decided to pick on Obama for his stance on Iran. Also caught in the crossfire was none other than Prezbo, who was volleyed with such hateful names as “the idiot who runs Columbia University” and “the fool at Columbia.” Bwog recalls its more […]

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Overheard: “These Aren’t Tears, I Swear. It Must be the Humidity”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 7 Comments

At 8:45 pm, two bros put their bags down in the weight room: Bro the First: Yeah, so I saw her last night. It was cool. Bro the Second: What’s the big deal, then? BtF: I don’t know. It’s complicated. BtS: Let’s talk about it in the sauna. BtF: Yeah, it can wait. That’s the […]

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From the Issue: Zero Tolerance?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Columbia recently updated its sexual assault policy. In the latest issue of The Blue & White, staff writer Anna Bahr weighed in on the changes. Be sure to look out for the December issue soon to hit the presses. Zero tolerance implies an uncompromising, absolute application of law. When the phrase appears as the ironclad […]

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Free Tote Bags and Malaysian Coffee

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Take a step in from the cold to enjoy free Ipoh white coffee. The Weatherhead East Asian Institute will be on the Lerner Ramps from 12 to 1 pm giving away free cups of the piping hot treat along with tote bags. You can also learn about their study abroad programs in East and Southeast […]

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Bwoglines: Putting the Pieces Together Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 0 Comments

Far from over, the Occupy-everything movement continues to live up to its grammatical mission. Occupy Harlem has some students worried about the Manhattanville expansion. Meanwhile an Occupy China may be around the corner. Finally there’s “Mockupy” Wall Street. (Spec/Atlantic/City Room) A recent DOT report confirms every pedestrian’s worst fear: bicyclists are taking over the city. […]

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You Deserve Closure

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 9 Comments

Tuesday-Thursday classes for Fall 2011 are done forever. They are in the past. Depending on what you study/believe, the past, and those classes, might not strictly exist anymore. Passing over that—and any of the impending existential crises that tend to come a’ knockin’ late Thursday night—you should tell us the notable things your professors said to […]

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LectureHop: Trilling Fucking Matters, Guys

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 11 Comments

Last night there were lots of plastic chairs in Lerner 505, and microphones, a table, a camera, and, of course, “light refreshments.” That can only mean one thing—a lecture! Moderated by Samuel Schube, CC ’12, Senior Editor of The Current, the talk featured Adam Kirsch, TNR bro and author of Why Trilling Matters, and Mark […]

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Drinking with Bwog: The All-Nighter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 9 Comments

Every week your friends at the Columbia Bartending Association outfit you with a topical, alcoholic accouterment. Wrestling with Rousseau this weekend on that CC paper? Wrestle drunk! It’s my favorite time of year again. I wish I was basking in the Christmas and New Year’s spirit already, but one last battle remains before the holidays: finals. Can’t […]

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Overheard: Red He(a)rring

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 2 Comments

Not everything you see is what it seems. Take note of this harrowing tale, recently overheard. Girl: This one time I was in the shampoo aisle at CVS and I thought this lady was using Bluetooth, but she really had a piece of string taped to her ear. Not a bluetooth via wikimedia.

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Coatsworth and Kasdin Reassure Columbia Students

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 13 Comments

Interim Provost John Coatsworth and Senior Executive Vice President Robert Kasdin sent an email a moment ago “to provide basic guidance in recognizing and responding to behavioral warning signs for potential threats to community safety.” Though the incident is not mentioned explicitly, one cannot help but be reminded of the tragic shooting that occurred earlier […]

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Class of 2016 ED Decisions Sent

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 54 Comments

This afternoon the Columbia Undergraduate Admissions performed their ritual early decision annoucement send off. Belting “Roar, Lion, Roar”, the crew carried the decisions from Hamilton to the awaiting FedEx truck on College Walk. Now we have only to wait until some intrepid pre-frosh founds the Columbia Class of 2016 facebook group and a new generation of […]

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Getting to Know: Molly Hatfield, Distributor of Dank Pines

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 1 Comments

In this edition of Getting to Know, Connoisseur of Conifers Alex Enyon stopped to chat with the woman who runs the Christmas tree stand on Broadway between 111th and 112th. See anyone around campus you’d like to know about? Tell us! Molly Hatfield has Christmas in her blood. The cheerful mother of two grew up around her father’s Christmas tree stand, […]

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Watching A Tree For Hours Won’t Make You Feel Like Thoreau

Maddie Stearn 0

"excuse me but what exactly is happening to that tree" as if anyone can ever truly know
if those workers dropped the tree they would have had to fight all of barnard. plus barnard's parents grandparents and alums
it was a very emotional day for barnard
maggie knows what she's about
maggie the magnolia
the concern about maggie is real
today is maggie day on bwog love it or leaf
who knew moving a tree would be so hard

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Columbia Professors Get Wedlocked

Ross Chapman 0

'the perils of marriage equality' makes it sound like marriage equality is hiding out in the woods somewhere waiting to jump on us with an axe
hide your wife/husband/significant other
if it is lurking in the woods we're probably safe at columbia since we have so few trees
lecturehop
marriage equality is coming to get you
panelhop

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#TBT: The Deep Roots Of Barnard’s Magnolia Tree

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#tbt
bwog loves maggie
everyone loves maggie
she's a strong independent tree who don't need no man
was barnard really barnard before maggie arrived?
where would we be without our favorite tree?

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If You Want To Decrease Your Stress In A Class, Your Day Is Today

Bwog Staff 2

academic calendar
barnard lets you use classes you're taking p/d/f/ for nine ways requirements!!
go barnard! 4 for you barnard!
legitimized slacking off is a good kind of slacking off
thanks columbia for taking away our stress in the little tiny ways
will your professor be disappointed in you for p/d/f-ing their class? probably not. they won't know about it
wish we could take every class p/d/f

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Bwoglines: It’s Gonna Be Okay Edition

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are there any problems that can't be solved by a baby panda tbh
bwog watches a lot of netflix possibly too much
bwoglines
just put a baby panda in the same room as a bunch of world leaders. they'll be compelled to compromise on at least something
like if you remember david tennant in doctor who
what is ben carson's campaign team doing? how do they not know where ct is? (then again does anyone not from ct know where ct is?)

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RIP FroSci?

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Deantini is actually amazing
field trips omg
FroSci needs to go
literally anything is better than FroSci
Rough Guide to the Universe is actually a cool name
so it's like LitHum but with science
the end of science

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Get Educated (And Free Food) During Trans Awareness Week

Bwog Staff 3

free field trips
free films
free food
free ice cream
get educated
look up "delicate shades of pink and blue" if you didn't get our reference
so much FREEDOM
the IRC is actually used for things? who knew
Trans Awareness Week

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BunsenBwog: Cough Cough

Joanna Zhang 0

BunsenBwog
drink more gin and tonics if you go to Southeast Asia
ebola is scary
malaria is one of the worst things to suffer through
resistance of anti-malaria drugs is so so bad
stats on stats on stats
thank god we all got our free flu shots right?

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