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Senior Wisdom: Jody Zellman

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 33 Comments

Name, school: Jody Zellman, JTS/GS/PBS Claim to fame: Bacchanal, Beta Theta Pi, CUNUFF, cartoonist for The Columbia Spectator (until I was cut to make room for “younger students”), cartoonist for Bwog, Jonah Liben’s roommate. Where are you going? I have a piano lesson at 4 o’clock. Three things you learned at Columbia: 1) “Midterm” is a […]

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Graduation: The Long List

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve been telling you guys as they’ve been announced, but the final list of all Commencement and Class Day speakers, and the recipients of various other honors, has just been sent out. It does not include Barack Obama. It does include the professors who’ve won the Presidential Award for Outstanding Teaching, the largest university-wide prize […]

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Bed Bugs in Butler: the Saga Continues

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 14 Comments

Good Citizen tipster Luwam Kidane has just informed us that the bed bug crisis is far from over. She just spotted the pesky pests in 409 Butler. Before tipping Bwog, she sent an e-mail to the appropriate authorities and informed someone at the library—we commend her responsibility. She reports that said staff person “was able […]

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Bwoglines: Changes Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 8 Comments

Microsoft acquired Skype for $8.5 billion. Great, so more blue screens while having skype sex. (Engadget) MetroCards are being phased out! Over the next three or four years, that is. (NY Daily News) Brooklyn-based Hasidic Jewish newspaper Der Tzitung photoshopped Hillary Clinton and another woman out of the now famous recent situation room photos. (WaPo, […]

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From the Creators of BwogWeather…

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 16 Comments

Bweatherman Pat Blute taught us to love the weather, but sometimes it takes advantage of us. After floods ravaged Australia in January, Pat decided to take the semester off to help the victims. Somehow along the way, he got stranded on a deserted island with wild goats. Poisonous ants devoured Pat, and his leg fell […]

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Etiquette Guide: Computer Labs

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 40 Comments

Term papers and finals have—as they always do—snuck up on us. That means a lot of feverish writing sessions, printing problem sets, and checking Courseworks. It also means a lot of time in computer labs. So when you’re in line at the Lerner printer, waiting for a Mac to free up, or just typing away […]

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Senior Wisdom: Alice Mottola

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 44 Comments

Name, school: Alice Mottola (occasionally known as “Nurse Alice”), Barnard College Class of 2011 Claim to fame: Co-President of Latenite Theatre for two years. Pretty decent actress, despite once bitterly dividing Bwog commenters. This semester, I wrote and directed a play called “Brightness” that people really seemed to enjoy. I’ve also been called a cult leader on […]

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It’s That Time Already

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 43 Comments

Spotted this afternoon at the Carman gates by beady-eyed Alexandra Svokos. Update: It’s spreading!

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Spot the Difference

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 7 Comments

Remember Where’s Waldo? That was fun. Things have gotten even sillier! In each of these photos there is something that shouldn’t be there…

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Senior Wisdom: Kamal Yechoor

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 47 Comments

According to friends who nominated him, this next senior is a “game changer.” Also, last week he churned out a 45-page paper in a single night only typing with one hand because of an injury. How’s that 15 pager lookin’ now? Name, School: Kamal Yechoor, SEAS Claim to fame: I’m that guy you see in […]

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SIPA Seeking Ninja, B.Y.O.RollerBlades.

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 10 Comments

If you’re one of those Columbians still sitting around in your ninja costume and roller blades, whining about how you can’t get a summer internship (or girlfriend, see: possession of ninja costume and rollerblades), whine no longer! Just head over to northeast campus and find the grad student who’s waiting patiently, tapping his ninja star […]

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Primal Scream Redux

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 17 Comments

Gallant procrastinators, clashing in epic, fluffy battle, stormed across the Butler median last night. The annual Sundial v. Butler bash had a more dubious commencement than usual because of the unclear Facebook event start time. A handful of freshmen began fighting around 11:30, but then quickly left––their school spirit forever tarnished… Thus, one can conclude, […]

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

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Bwog just wants to be loved
not pretentious just French
one of these is not like the others
party testimonials
sartre
Sartre banged Plath
Sartre was a dog little known fact

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Shit My Notes Say

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artwork expands the asshole
bwog knows what a nickel complex is
bwog takes notes
bwog's breasts hurt
carol is so fucking absent-minded
medieval jews had it made
seriously don't forget about the donut

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With Love, From Scrooge

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fuckin enid
hahaha what do you mean you don't love me??
holiday cards from scrooge
look a cute puppy look it's cuter than you
sexy christmas is actually a frightening thing to google try it
we are all too obsessed with ourselves

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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog walks to brooklyn
everything is better with friends
guys get it 1812 was 202 years ago...guys?
lock the doors and feed on the darkness
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
studysturbation
sunglasses and advil

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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

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Bwog had the best seat in the house
cumb
marching band
orgo night winter 2014
orgy night in the but
public safety overcompensating yet again
sexual assault
those spec op-eds though...
where were the protestors?

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

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bacchanal
bacchanal 2015
guess who's back back again guess who's back tell a friend
we love a good hashtag trend

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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

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Calling Cops on Protesters
Christopher Riano
CourseWorks2
divestment
Jillian Ross
MOOCs
prezbo

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Food From The Field

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a food diary???
always thinking of the next meal how do people actually forget to eat :(
ferris is inevitable yet inevitably bad
mmmm mango guava
mowil forever the study break destination
need more fiber
yummy and economical

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