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Party Buses Aren’t Just for Prom

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 10 Comments

Remember when you were a senior in high school (just last June for you freshpeople!), and you and your friends panicked over who would ride in your limo/stretch Hummer/party bus to prom? Well, Columbia has a new party bus for ya, and the fine people of Public Safety are offering it FREE OF CHARGE (no […]

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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Waking Up With Bwog #4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 5 Comments

Mornin’ freshpeople! We heard you were on an island last night! How the kids branched out before: NSOP renting out iconic New York places has been a tradition. Last year, 2014 was on a boat, 2013 danced in the zoo, and 2012 bonded in Victorian Gardens. But maybe dear ol’ 2011 had it best when […]

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Not As Bad As McLovin, But Still

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve seen you “going out” at night, freshpeople. Don’t worry, we were all awkward like you at some point: handing a bouncer some poorly-made fake and praying you remembered your zip code. The Bwog staff empathizes with you as we share some stories and nuggets of information about the one thing in your wallet you […]

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2015, Meet Your Presidents

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 12 Comments

In case you forgot already, here is what student government is supposed to do. We asked the newly-elected president of each of the three councils to introduce themselves, and list the five most important things that they actually achieved last year. You too can be Barack Obama! Greetings from Jessica Blank, President of SGA Welcome […]

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The Closest You’ll Ever Get to PrezBo, and He’ll Be Wearing Shorts

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 11 Comments

Registration is now open for the annual Fun Run/Walk, in which hundreds of ardent admirers trail PrezBo around Riverside Park at a leisurely trot. Bwog will be there, also in shorts.

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An App We Can Get Behind: Callouts

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"the idea behind callouts isn't to get you thoroughly intoxicated"
ah cs majors
apps
biggest toe
calling you out for not being enough of a social drinker
callouts is here to get you DRUNK
GS dudes make it happen
the goal is clearly to thoroughly intoxicate oneself
we can get behind gs students
we love gs

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Drop Deadline and Swipe Access Proposals Passed at CCSC

Joe Milholland 3

ccsc
drop deadline
extended!
OJA
swipe access

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Bwoglines: Censorship Edition

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boris nemstov
bwoglines
chatrooms tbt
house of cards hope we didn't spoil anything
sarah maclachlan will sing for the polar plunge dog
too many o's and e's and g's and l's in "google blogger"
what was ur first AIM screen name lol

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Midnight Dog Salon

Henry Litwhiler 1

brutish art and buried dreams
bwog abuses the em-dash
here be dog puns
how does a chain maintain a B health rating?
I don't even like dogs
non-sexual applications of the word flaccid
solipsistic scum

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Where Should You Go For Spring Break?

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at least we didn't send you to our home towns
bwog is basically a magic 8 ball
bwog quizzes
honestly Bwog just really loves pop quizzes
midterm procrastination tools
procrastinate with bwog
this is just like the magic conch shell from spongebob
where should you go for spring break

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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Bwog is basically Abilify
bwog meeting tonight
can we get confirmation on those side effects?
catering courtesy of the halal cart on 115
food friends and fun as always
fuck your house of cards come to the bwog meeting instead
meeting announcement
midterms are right around the corner!

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Bucketlist: Sustainable Development, Poets, And Violentology

Max Rettig 0

book talks are fun
bucket list
in like a LION
instability in egypt
is violentology even a real word
it's a global week
PrezBo would be ecstatic
tesla but not the car
the earth is flat
very politics

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Bwoglines: The Dress Edition

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#sunday edition
Blue and Black
bwoglines
Dressgate 2015
Faustus references look at how learned we are
honestly the dress is just ugly and ugly
Momma Bwog sees white and gold tbh
The Dress
White and Gold

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