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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Weiner

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 37 Comments

Rise and shine with a warm cup o’ wisdom Name, school: Benjamin Weiner, Columbia College Claim to fame: I wish it were getting my songs stuck in people’s heads. It’s probably having embarrassingly luscious locks for sophomore and junior year. Where are you going? Bonnaroo. Then a long nap. Then working on Pants the Musical with Katie […]

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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Bwoglines: Long Awaited Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Yesterday, Yale voted to restore ROTC, just days after Stanford voted to do the same. (YDN, Stanford Daily) Famous playwright Tony Kushner, CC ’78, was slated to receive an honorary degree from CUNY, until one trustee objected and CUNY scrubbed his nomination. A lot of people cried foul, so now it looks like he’ll get […]

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Orgo Night Review: Republicans, Watermelons, and Your Childhood

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 26 Comments

Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt forayed a floor below her usual spot to recap yesterday evening’s this morning’s Orgo Night. If you want to see video, you can check out one from a commenter or CUMB’s YouTube channel. There was a little more excitement than expected in 209 last night, as the crowds sweated it out […]

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Senior Wisdom: Dhruv Vasishtha

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 59 Comments

The wisdom keeps on comin’ with this thrice nominated senior. Name, School: Dhruv Vasishtha, Columbia College Claim to fame: Ex-president of Columbia Parliamentary Debate, Unbearingly excited COHOP leader, Mayor of McBain 8 2008-2009 and recently of handing Snoop Dogg a cup of gin and juice while he was performing said song. Where are you going? […]

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Overseen: Is There No Justice?

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 13 Comments

It’s that time of year…

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SEAS 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 16 Comments

More good news to spread today! SEAS ’11, here is your valedictorian and salutatorian: Valedictorian: Norases Vesdapunt Salutatorian: Michael Wang Norases is a Computer Science major and has plans to attend grad school at Stanford. Michael is an Applied Physics and Applied Math major. Congrats to you both!

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CC 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 41 Comments

While an official announcement hasn’t been made yet, multiple tipsters have confirmed to us the lucky pair: Valedictorian: Margot Lazow Salutatorian: Elizabeth Lyon Margot is a Biochemistry major and the president of the CU American Medical Students Association; she’ll tell you all about applying to med school the right way. Elizabeth is a Classics major […]

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Bwoglines: After The Storm Edition

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
*links to britney's toxic video*
bwoglines
drake got us through the snow day
GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
international got us through the snow day
snow day more like sludge day
take a shot for me
we made it yeah we made it

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Juno Got Us All Feelin’ Some Type Of Way

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all people in the but plz stand up
can i get a yeeeet tho
extremely loud and incredibly close
extremely snowy and incredibly phallic
flashing lights
juno
money is the anthem of SUCCESS
no class... ZONE
prezbo
tag game vicious
teenage pregnancy?
the juno movie soundtrack is just made of songs that are "indie" and involve "whistling"
we are mature college students

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Rooms Fall Apart (And So Do We)

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dementors
EXPECTO PATROooOONUM
maintenance guys might like you
rooms fall apart
tiling is just an excuse for love
when ur room is home to a geyser <333

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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atheist swag
donald trump's combover get's me GOING
hillary more like ILLary
insert Bernie Saunders promo here
it's like the Scopes trial all over again
lili is from ATL
magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
no more hocus pocus
the magic is gone
trump for president
trump versus hillary
who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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Winter Storm Juno Survival Guide

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bwog knows best
closings
columbia going up on a tuesday
juneau
juno like the capital of alaska?
momma bwog wants you to stay warm but also avoid all responsibility
our prayers have been answered
should you be studying or should you be drinking?
we will survive
winter storm juno survival guide

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Field Notes: Back Out Our Coma

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bitch i'm back out my coma
field notes
hope you got more than one fake during your NSOP deal
interviews *sigh*
kanye aesthetic
notes from the field
still in carman help
who has ever bought champagne at mel's before
woman at amir's is maybe in GS

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