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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Waking Up With Bwog #4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 5 Comments

Mornin’ freshpeople! We heard you were on an island last night! How the kids branched out before: NSOP renting out iconic New York places has been a tradition. Last year, 2014 was on a boat, 2013 danced in the zoo, and 2012 bonded in Victorian Gardens. But maybe dear ol’ 2011 had it best when […]

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Not As Bad As McLovin, But Still

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve seen you “going out” at night, freshpeople. Don’t worry, we were all awkward like you at some point: handing a bouncer some poorly-made fake and praying you remembered your zip code. The Bwog staff empathizes with you as we share some stories and nuggets of information about the one thing in your wallet you […]

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2015, Meet Your Presidents

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 12 Comments

In case you forgot already, here is what student government is supposed to do. We asked the newly-elected president of each of the three councils to introduce themselves, and list the five most important things that they actually achieved last year. You too can be Barack Obama! Greetings from Jessica Blank, President of SGA Welcome […]

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The Closest You’ll Ever Get to PrezBo, and He’ll Be Wearing Shorts

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 11 Comments

Registration is now open for the annual Fun Run/Walk, in which hundreds of ardent admirers trail PrezBo around Riverside Park at a leisurely trot. Bwog will be there, also in shorts.

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Better Living Through Gmail: 2011 Update

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 13 Comments

2012 Update: Columbia has finally made it easy! Just go the forwarding page and put in your gmail address. Freshpeople (and regularpeople just a little behind the times), pay attention! Being a Columbia student means dealing with email. Craploads of it. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. In […]

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How To: Assert Your Individualism Around Campus

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actually you really do have to be discerning with that chicken
always read the wash instructions on ya scarvez
encroachments all dayyy
neofascist herd
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
stares on the stairs
time is totes a construct
wow yeah you said it let's change the world we got this xoxo

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Bwog Visits Baker: Softball Splits Two With Harvard

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baseball
basketball
bwog made a nice crossbody play on a hot ground ball to hold Hogan at third
bwog stroked a double to center
bwogsports
dirty performances at baker
lacrosse
rowing
so I guess they played two games
softball
sports
swimming and diving
these tags practically write themselves

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March Madness: Season Of (Unrequited) Love

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a columbia kid trying to care about sports
all the great love stories start and end with basketball brackets
march madness as a time of loss
preemptive acknowledgement that yes you do like basketball
the closest thing you'll find to an official columbia bracket

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Bwoglines: Relics Of A Bygone Era Edition

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bowg knows what a frat is
bwog issues blackberries to all staffers
bwoglines
clever captions
is night vision even from the past
they don't even sell lettuce
yeah that doesn't quite work

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Official Bacchanal Board Announcement

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bacchanal board announcement
bacchanal update

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CCSC, ABC, SGA Approve Funds For Additional Bacchanal Lawn Tickets

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abc
bacchanal
bacchanal 2015
ccsc

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Conspiracy Theory: Ba-curse-anal Edition

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All of your friends are in the cult and don't want to invite you
Bailinson's second wish was that we could all just get along
Bwog: proud supporter of yellow journalism since 1964 when the commies started polluting our water supply
Mr. Section also enjoys chasing pigeons to tell them they aren't as good as they were when he was a first year
so many bwog conspiracies

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Quiz: Which Columbia Sports Team Are You?

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bwog knows you love a good quiz
bwogsports
by taking this quiz you agree to attend at least one game of your assigned sport
quizzes: so much easier than self reflection
roar

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