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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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BwogSports: Lions Advance in CIT on Buzzer Beater

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buzzer beaters
bwog sports
CIT
going wild
grand slams
how sweep it is
kayla shimoda
maodo lo
roar lions roar
softball sweeps
Valparaiso was in the NCAA Tournament LAST YEAR
winning

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Housing Lottery Numbers Released

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Bwog Housing
cersei is maybe not the best role model
cersei is our role model
don't panic
housing 2014
lottery numbers
may the odds be ever in your favor
so it begins
when you play the game of Columbia Housing
winter is coming
you win or you die

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Bwoglines: What’s (An)next? Edition

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G7 more like P7 you guys stink!
joseph kony is a bad dude but invisble children was weird
memories
oil spilled again everything sucks
slacktivism
the Chinese government is weirdly meticulous

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Freshmen Throw Weirdest Party Ever

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bwog eventually tricked him into not sending emails
carman paint party still takes #1 though
class of 2017
matteo leibowitz
not seeing the hype here
oh freshmen
party
party harder next time
try harder next time
weird parties
wouldn't it be creepy if a cameraperson followed you as you went to a party
wtf did i just watch

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And The Candidates Are Announced

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ccsc
democracy wahoo
elections
esc
gssc
hungry for power? run for usenate
really just a list of possible senior society members rite?!
so you want to be in student government

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Bwoglines: What You Missed Edition

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bwog cannot handle this whole snow shit that's about to happen
bwoglines
every break just reminds bwog how fucking boring our high school friends are/were
goddamn that break was too short
house of farts should be nominated for much awards
life occurs when we're not on campus?
missed u CU
obama doesn't even go here
once a squirrel lover always a squirrel lover
we're baaaaaaack
WHY DOES BWOG STILL HAVE MIDTERMS?

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Sachems Revealed

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IvyGate on the prowl
More secret than St. A's
Sachems
secret societies
Super super secret
What is secrecy anyways?

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Bwog Out

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Breaking Bad House of Cards*fart* and probably 30 Rock prepare to be re-devoured
bwog out
dropping the mic Uribe-style
how do we possibly still have so much to do
i love my internship it pays no dollars an hour and I learn so much!
if netflix breaks the world will come to an end
please let this break go by slooooooooow
t-minus 10 days till the stress returns to the shoulders
the sunshine it beckons so

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