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What do you use your toothbrush for when you’re fantasizing about your thesis?

By Bwog Staff on Jun 20, 2011 37 Comments

A self-procalimed “sorority princess” finds unorthodox benefits to her Sonicare. In Daily Intel’s latest installment of their Sex Diary series, “the sorority girl with breast implants,” who hails from our very own Morningside Heights, shares her salacious stories. We (along with numerous tipsters) have deduced from the quips about Health Services’ unavailability and monogamy as […]

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Arrivederci, Campo! Ciao, Il Cibreo!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 17, 2011 22 Comments

Update: We at Bwog have written something of a Campo eulogy, so pour out some crappy beer in honor of our dearly departed and remember what once was: When a new restaurant called Campo first arrived in our humble Morningside Heights, we called it the “New Pertutti” and complained its Italian food was mediocre. Soon, […]

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DSpar Joins the Ranks of Goldman Sachs

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 24 Comments

Barnard’s first lady has just been elected to the Board of Directors of Goldman Sachs, where she will serve on the Audit, Risk, Compensation and Corporate Governance and Nominating committees. As you probably know, the financial firm, chaired by powerhouse Lloyd Blankfein, has a less than pristine reputation. Last year, the SEC went after Goldman […]

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How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 13 Comments

Overseen in the inner-sanctum of Uris. The poster went up some time near the end of the semester. But we’re telling you now:

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Barnard Brings You Secure WiFi

By Bwog Staff on Jun 15, 2011 11 Comments

Citi, Tony Blair, and the Senate have all been hacked. Don’t let the women of Barnard be next! We already told you why it was important that you use encrypted WiFi, back when Columbia launched its secure network. Directions on how to log in to “Barnard Secure” are included in the e-mail to students below. […]

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Claude M. Steele Heads Out West

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 29 Comments

Crazy news, good peoples: Claude M. Steele—University Provost and person whose name you’ve seen on emails so often you feel like you know him—has resigned. Stanford, former home to Steele for nearly two decades, offered him the position of Dean of the School of Education. Steele had only just arrived at Columbia from Stanford in 2009. […]

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Registration is Open

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 16 Comments

A friendly reminder that you can register for fall classes for a week from today through June 24! Ideally, in mid-June not everyone is sitting at their computer desperately trying to get into Music Hum, so pounce on that place now. Are we having fun yet?

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From SEAS to Shining CE

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 93 Comments

Earthshaking news, people: “SEAS” will no longer be called “SEAS.” Instead, as of Fall 2011, it will be “CE” for “Columbia Engineering.” Yes, gone are the days of probing your new NSOP buddy with the pleasingly assonant phrase, “CC or SEAS?” The Student Affairs Orientation page reads: The first newsletter to Columbia College (CC) and […]

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From the Issue: The Scintillating Death of Stanford White

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 2 Comments

The summer issue of The Blue & White has introduced you to Brian Greene, an underworld on fire, and Westside ninjas. Now, in the final of three Bluenotes, our field notes from campus, senior editor Claire Sabel scandalizes us with the liebestod of one of the university’s architects. It’s material that genuinely earnest tour guides […]

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You Have This to Look Forward to in 30 Years

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 9 Comments

The class of ’81 dined in style in the Ref Room Saturday night. Incidentally, Post-It notes debuted world-wide in 1981. They always seem to come up at reunions. Not a yellow zone tonight!

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Occasional Summer Bwoglines as of 06/06

By Bwog Staff on Jun 06, 2011 4 Comments

Bwog is languidly clearing our virtual newsdesk today, bringing you a selection of interesting and possibly relevant headlines from the past few weeks. We hope that these stories, tenuously connected to Columbia, will reflect a similar degree of detachment from the establishment in your minds. One of the undercover cops in Operation Ivy League was […]

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From the Issue: Centralia, PA

By Bwog Staff on Jun 05, 2011 12 Comments

If you didn’t get a chance to pick up a copy of the May issue of The Blue & White on campus, you can still peruse the highlights. You’re still reading Bwog after all, June be damned! This Last month’s Measure for Measure, the magazine’s literary section, features an essay from first-time contributor Diana Clarke, […]

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Shit Our Notes Say: Midterms Edition

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"pie charts are the Nickelback of data presentation"
always apologizing
always keeping an eye out for our future depressed selves
at least they'll be over in time for spring break???
going past the typical style of note taking
midterms hurt
shit our notes say
this is one of my bwog's fav features tbh

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Bwogwines: Wine Edition

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24 dollars for four cans of wine not bad not bad
bwog dreams of the sommelier lifestyle
bwoglines
bwogwines
can we get some wine kegs up in here
redundant title is redundant

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Mayor Of Philadelphia Michael Nutter Comes To New York

Max Rettig 1

a lot of important politicians in one place
greenest city in America
lecturehop
mayor michael nutter
mayors can be funny
Moscow is NOT a good example
philly to new york

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A Night With Paul Griffiths Perched Atop My Shoulders

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beauty is truth truth beauty
most of his dialogue comes directly from the program
no erotic undertones here no sir
paul griffiths will ruin your soul
yes you can
you can't make this shit up

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Kyle DeCamp’s Madame Bovary Impresses Despite Its Flaws

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Bwog does theatre review
bwog operates a primary school reader theatre every sunday at 7 in the sgo
bwogarts
every scene a climax? dream come true
Madame Bovary
spoiler alert
too much! too much!

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Poster Etiquette: Dorm Kitchen

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Bwog shakes its collective head at you
Bwog's poster etiquette
more drawers than in any dorm in Columbia
our stick man is risking the wrath of many a RA email
trendy public shaming

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Bwoglines: We Should Have Seen This Coming Edition

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and here we all expected ISIS to be so culturally considerate
bwoglines
Follow up study: do children put things in their mouths that they shouldn't
stop trying to make Walker happen
we can joke about Harrison Ford because he is going to be okay and also we love him

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In Defense Of Babysitting As A College Student

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babysitting
babysitting for your prof seems pretty chill actually?
britt is the real wonder woman
give me those contacts pls
In Defense Of
on babysitting
the gainfully employed
the last line is sarcasm we promise
women really can have it all

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