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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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2014 Housing Coverage, Day Two

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desperation setting in
free candy for breakfast
housing 2014
housing 2014 liveblog
housing 2014: let's get weird
may the odds be ever in your favor
so happy we're not in comic sans anymore
you can only have a sticker if you're nice

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Where Art Thou?

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are people calling it vagmon yet
cu orchestra = free inspiration
dance dance (revolution)
greek literature so first semester LOL
how real is mozart effect discuss plz
latenite more like greatnite amirite
srsly wuts lyriclion we bet it's kewl
tamasha woot dance and culture and food
two drink minimum LOL bitch plz
vagina monologues encore!!

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LectureHop: Cobra Starship Gets Religious

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bwog loves self deprecating humor (unless it's calculated obvi)
cobra starship
gabe saporta
omg do you guys remember kiss my sass
things that should still be relevant
you're welcome for all the youtube links

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SGA Issues A Position on SJP/Barnard Debacle

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acronyms
banners in barnard shouldn't be banned
israel palestine
sga
SJP

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Bwoglines: HIMYM, Palestine, and Absurdities Edition

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finna
full disclosure bwog actually hates himym but bwog also just likes hating things so we'll totally talk about the finale with you
look at those red tights and the angle so kool so nonchalant
selling air after four years you finally have a job prospect!
spam
spam spam spam
spam why
spamelot
spamn't you heard of spam it's the hip new thang
we could have come up with a better spam pun we're sorry
what if espn showed fighting saints? bwog would watch that shit

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Pre-Frosh Profiles: Eleanor

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barnard bear cub
class of 2018
I will cut the first anti-barnard commenter
live while you're young
political economics can you even major in that
pre-frosh profiles
pre-frosh profiles 2018
shots fired at the official prefrosh group
so eager
sulz lyfe

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ESC: Public Shaming is the Best Shaming

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campaign season yo
democracy wahoo
esc
public shaming is our fav activity
what does student life mean to you???!

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Field Notes: Kittens Are Forever

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(drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk) drive roll up the partition please
add it to the list of things that confuse bwog
BarBwog
being "drunk as fuck"
drunk diets
field notes
i've been drunk in that exact spot!
is bway booby trapped?
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