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Overheard: Now Is The Summer Of Our Discontent, Discomfort

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2011 8 Comments

Two Joe employees examine the existential questions surrounding seafood-dish viscosity, in front of the new vending machines: ”I’m just uncomfortable with calling ceviche a soup.” Image of a seafood dish that can’t be comfortably referred to as a soup via Wikimedia.

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Carlos J. Alonso Steps Up As Dean of GSAS

By Bwog Staff on Jun 22, 2011 16 Comments

More boring-but-sorta-important administration news: PrezBo just sent word that Carlos J. Alonso, interim dean of GSAS since last September, will take on that position full time. Full email from ‘Bo below. Also, apparently, “Arts and Sciences always have been, and remain, central to our academic calling of pursuing answers.” So there’s that. Dear Fellow Members […]

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Operation Ivy League Hearing: Prosecution Wants Felony Plea, Defense Wants Diversion

By Bwog Staff on Jun 21, 2011 79 Comments

Today the five students arrested in Operation Ivy League had yet another court appearance, during which each was offered plea agreements by the prosecution, which all declined. Peter Sterne reports from the courtroom. The hearing began a few minutes past the scheduled start time, when the defendants and their attorneys walked to the front of […]

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Columbia Five Offered Plea Bargain, Declined It

By Bwog Staff on Jun 21, 2011 10 Comments

According to Bloomberg, the ADA offered each of the students arrested in the December drug bust plea bargains, and each of the students turned them down. David rejected an offer of one year in prison, the other four rejected offers for five years probation. The defense attorneys sought to divert their cases to treatment, rather […]

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What do you use your toothbrush for when you’re fantasizing about your thesis?

By Bwog Staff on Jun 20, 2011 37 Comments

A self-procalimed “sorority princess” finds unorthodox benefits to her Sonicare. In Daily Intel’s latest installment of their Sex Diary series, “the sorority girl with breast implants,” who hails from our very own Morningside Heights, shares her salacious stories. We (along with numerous tipsters) have deduced from the quips about Health Services’ unavailability and monogamy as […]

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Arrivederci, Campo! Ciao, Il Cibreo!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 17, 2011 22 Comments

Update: We at Bwog have written something of a Campo eulogy, so pour out some crappy beer in honor of our dearly departed and remember what once was: When a new restaurant called Campo first arrived in our humble Morningside Heights, we called it the “New Pertutti” and complained its Italian food was mediocre. Soon, […]

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DSpar Joins the Ranks of Goldman Sachs

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 24 Comments

Barnard’s first lady has just been elected to the Board of Directors of Goldman Sachs, where she will serve on the Audit, Risk, Compensation and Corporate Governance and Nominating committees. As you probably know, the financial firm, chaired by powerhouse Lloyd Blankfein, has a less than pristine reputation. Last year, the SEC went after Goldman […]

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How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 13 Comments

Overseen in the inner-sanctum of Uris. The poster went up some time near the end of the semester. But we’re telling you now:

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Barnard Brings You Secure WiFi

By Bwog Staff on Jun 15, 2011 11 Comments

Citi, Tony Blair, and the Senate have all been hacked. Don’t let the women of Barnard be next! We already told you why it was important that you use encrypted WiFi, back when Columbia launched its secure network. Directions on how to log in to “Barnard Secure” are included in the e-mail to students below. […]

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Claude M. Steele Heads Out West

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 29 Comments

Crazy news, good peoples: Claude M. Steele—University Provost and person whose name you’ve seen on emails so often you feel like you know him—has resigned. Stanford, former home to Steele for nearly two decades, offered him the position of Dean of the School of Education. Steele had only just arrived at Columbia from Stanford in 2009. […]

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Registration is Open

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 16 Comments

A friendly reminder that you can register for fall classes for a week from today through June 24! Ideally, in mid-June not everyone is sitting at their computer desperately trying to get into Music Hum, so pounce on that place now. Are we having fun yet?

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From SEAS to Shining CE

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 93 Comments

Earthshaking news, people: “SEAS” will no longer be called “SEAS.” Instead, as of Fall 2011, it will be “CE” for “Columbia Engineering.” Yes, gone are the days of probing your new NSOP buddy with the pleasingly assonant phrase, “CC or SEAS?” The Student Affairs Orientation page reads: The first newsletter to Columbia College (CC) and […]

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Bucket List: We’re Back!

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"the ancient quarrel"
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foner's back back back back again
godzilla is coming back
government and change go together like peas in a pod
mark levine not adam levine—but they're both jewish!
multilingual monotheism
philosophy and literature have been going at it for centuries
president underwood would be proud
what is the future of the Brazilian Amazon?

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Housing Lottery Numbers Released

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waking up to housing
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Bwoglines: Don’t Mess With Texas Edition

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but i hear austin is cool
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xyz for president 2016

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Barnard Professor Catharine Nepomnyashchy Has Passed Away

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Bwog Out Presents: Bwog Weather

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is this gonna be like spring breakers right
momma bwog returns
only to leave
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Michael Gordon Makes A Nice Satellite

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the fuck is a mirror maze
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GS Student Francheska De La Cruz Has Passed Away

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Defeating DOMA With Roberta Kaplan

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defeating DOMA
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