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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Waking Up With Bwog #4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 5 Comments

Mornin’ freshpeople! We heard you were on an island last night! How the kids branched out before: NSOP renting out iconic New York places has been a tradition. Last year, 2014 was on a boat, 2013 danced in the zoo, and 2012 bonded in Victorian Gardens. But maybe dear ol’ 2011 had it best when […]

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Not As Bad As McLovin, But Still

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve seen you “going out” at night, freshpeople. Don’t worry, we were all awkward like you at some point: handing a bouncer some poorly-made fake and praying you remembered your zip code. The Bwog staff empathizes with you as we share some stories and nuggets of information about the one thing in your wallet you […]

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2015, Meet Your Presidents

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 12 Comments

In case you forgot already, here is what student government is supposed to do. We asked the newly-elected president of each of the three councils to introduce themselves, and list the five most important things that they actually achieved last year. You too can be Barack Obama! Greetings from Jessica Blank, President of SGA Welcome […]

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The Closest You’ll Ever Get to PrezBo, and He’ll Be Wearing Shorts

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 11 Comments

Registration is now open for the annual Fun Run/Walk, in which hundreds of ardent admirers trail PrezBo around Riverside Park at a leisurely trot. Bwog will be there, also in shorts.

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Better Living Through Gmail: 2011 Update

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 13 Comments

2012 Update: Columbia has finally made it easy! Just go the forwarding page and put in your gmail address. Freshpeople (and regularpeople just a little behind the times), pay attention! Being a Columbia student means dealing with email. Craploads of it. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. In […]

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LectureHop: A History Of Vibrator Technology

Lili Brown 0

bolded section headings are blowing up
diggin' the vibe
double dutch more like double dildo am I right
I'll have what she's having
leeches in a talk about vibrators please stop
ride that horse (get it)
too many possibilities for puns

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Bwoglines: Lions Edition

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bwogdines
bwogheinz
bwoglimes
bwoglines
bwogmines
bwognines
bwogpines
bwogrhymes
bwogshines
bwogshrines
bwogsigns
bwogtimes
bwogvines
bwogwines

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Housing Reviews 2015: 601 West 110th (a.k.a. “110”)

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110
601 w 110th st
babysit those noisy neighbor kids or just scream at them during finals
barnard housing
cool guards
it's like your first apartment basically
now if only chipotle delivered
seek out a room with a fire escape!!!
we are a little too well acquainted with fruit guy on broadway

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Style Guide: Housing Selection Edition

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bwog will now begin the best dressed awards this week
bwog's dress code is literally vampire chic
bwog's style is DIVERSE
if it's velvet we want it
maybe a good outfit will distract the people in front of you picking housing
scissor sisters
style guide
try to find bwog's polyvore account
we just wanna look good ok??

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Housing Reviews 2015: 47 Claremont

Bwog Staff 2

47 claremont
housing 2015
housing reviews 2015
plus fire escapes
this review was written by an excited future resident

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Following Administrative Censorship, V121 Not To Perform On Days On Campus

Eric Cohn 44

days on campus
v121
varsity show
war on fun
what next admins

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A Call For Seniors With Wisdom

Bwog Staff 5

begin thinking about if you would pick oral sex or cheese
call for senior wisdom
embarrass your friends one last time
ha ha ha ONLY ONE MONTH LEFT KIND OF
how's the job search going?
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2015
senior wisdoms tend to make bwog v emotional
the joke is that you're old
they grow up so fast :')
this really is a true blessing to be asked to do a senior wisdom

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Bwog Reminder: Class Registration

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a bonus for taking orgo for fun: a thousand premeds thankful for their curve
a charming vision of our fair school for those prefrosh checking in
actually though grad students are the best
Bwog never feels more capable than during class sign up
helpful advice

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