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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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High Hopes, Low Expectations

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bureaucracy
down with the administration!
evp
hardened hearts with hope for the future
more bureaucracy
ok bureaucracy is the hardest word to spell ever
prezbo
robert kasdin
sexual assault
university senate

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2014 Housing Coverage, Day Six

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don't panic
housing 2014
housing 2014 liveblog
sixth day of airheads for breakfast woooo
sixth time's the charm!
still didn't get my game of thrones fix because HBOGO crashed

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2014: Wallach

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freshman housing reviews 2014
housing reviews 2014
kitchen as a freshman wowee
this could be your new home freshies!
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Peña-Mora Appointed As Commissioner Of Department Of Design And Construction

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a goatee is a bold choice
bill de blasio
feniosky pena-mora
know your deans
pena-mora
peñamonium
real world news
seas
seas in the news
still more pepper than salt?
the endless dean turnover of columbia

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Tell Your Story With This Columbia Life

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columbia in a jar? is that gluten free
dat columbia life doe
fun nyc nitez
most of bwog's stories involve butler and crying
open ended questions are kinda intimidating ok
this columbia life

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Free Food From The Less Commonly Taught Languages

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can we just Finnish our language requirement already (LOL!!!)
czech your privilege
don't be boring pick a cool language
free food
global columbia
what the dutch

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Bwoglines: Drunk In The Air Edition

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bwog now with a hint of lime
bwog-limes
bwoglines
five days = after bacchanal get it?
give us limes or give us death
let them eat limes!
snarky bwog
we want hint of lime tostitos

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Elections Board Acknowledges Two Rules Violations

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Andrew Ren
BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
columbia elections board
elections
it's late and these jokes aren't funny
nice use of the passive voice there
now if only they could do the same thing for the summer ecosystems experience people
quickbwog: fastest post in the west
refresh
Sean Ryan
TAP
this is why we can't have nice things

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