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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Opening Remarks

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"First you start thinking about your grandma having sex"
"Follow your heart and get used to poverty"
im not like a regular mom im a cool mom
opening remarks

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Overseen: Too Preppy To Handle

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but where are your salmon shorts?!
country-club-sport sneakers
getting physical on the lawn
much croquet so prep
overseen
playing the field with sticks and balls jokes
prep lyfe
prepsters
sun's out croquet sets out

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The Kids Aren’t All Right: A Conversation With Daniel Handler

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blue and white
bwog loves to add bourbon to life's lemons
bwog's favorite childhood books were A Series of Unfortunate Events
daniel handler
from the issue
lemony snicket
the blue and white
The Conversation
the world is especially quiet in dorms that aren't carman or mcbizzle

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Deans’ Claim Fall Bacchanal Was Never Scheduled Is False

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bacchafall
facchanal
tension
why admins why

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Quiz: Which Club Should You Join This Semester?

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"roundhouse kick right in the penne"
300 lb tigers in riverside park
all the answers are bwog
bwog is bffs with varys
lol "the penne"
obviously tigers are the key
quizzes
that time you joined kayaking club by accident

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Bwoglines: Serious Issues And Pugs Edition

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a pug wearing tiny jeans
bwoglines
couldn't find a pic of the world overrun by pugs but that's asking a lot from shutterstock
punctuated by pugs
serious things
the world is the worst sometimes

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The Great Debate: Renting Vs. Buying Books

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bwog asks
bwog says don't be a spendthrift
help I spent my summer paycheck on textbooks
money doesn't grow on trees
that's one way to avoid the lit hum reading

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Boringside: Not Just The Same Ole Same Ole

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boringside heights
bwog investigates gates
ch-ch-ch-changes
new year new you
seeing a trend with the living walls in carman and mcbain
the emperor's new groove has so many good gifs and we chose that one
the living wall is good food for goats
why can't you just love boringside?

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