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Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

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Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

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It’s Move-In Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 10 Comments

We’ll say no more. Find below the Postcard From Morningside from the new issue of The Blue & White, out soon.

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Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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Barnard COO Packs up For Swarthmore

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administration
barnard auction
but why does swarthmore need even more
ch-ch-ch-changes
DSpar
greg brown
he be on his suit and tie

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Late Night IllumiKniti Strike

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but seriously it's getting cold so please stay warm
does anyone know who that guy is in the rotunda thing?
gosh yarn it
illuminKniti
late night yarn attacks
our "secret" societies are cooler than yours
statues
students doing things to statues
winter cheer

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Bwoglines: Welcome Back Edition

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bwog cares about sports sometimes
bwoglines
I'm just rooting for the Broncos because my grandma loves Peyton Manning
it's new york everyone jaywalks
nature
nypd being sketchy
please don't let bwog see you eating pizza with a fork
welcome back

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Alert: Your ATM Has Been Tricked Out

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bordering on boringside but there was a fire!
firebenders did that
just so much cash in that car
more like driveybank amirite
pimp my ride
the modern day version of the free candy van
wait but isn't this super easy to steal?

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Call for Opening Remarks!

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Dr. Hughes: the original badass teacher
fiddle on dat roof
opening remarks
profs say the darndest things
TRADDDIIIITTIIION tradition
what ever happened to zac efron?

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Bwog Awakens From Its Slumber

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anything to stop us from thinking about classes starting tomorrow
bwog meeting tonight
justin brought sexy back we're just bringing ourselves back
new years resolution: go to bwog meetings
we don't fuck around with snacks
will it be a four course meal? no but better
you know you love us xoxo bwog

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Bwog Wants You!

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and you get to come to all the parties woo hooo
bwog wants you
daily application
if you're reading all these tags you probs will do a great job
join us!
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
we don't bite

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DSpar is Busy Expanding College Opportunities and Having it All Today

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and all while looking amazing
barnard
DSpar
dspar and barnard are tight after obamanard
fuck yeah cstep and heop
wonderwoman

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