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Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

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Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

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It’s Move-In Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 10 Comments

We’ll say no more. Find below the Postcard From Morningside from the new issue of The Blue & White, out soon.

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Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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Overseen: Slick College Grad Themed Photo Shoot

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better than your selfie
college walk photo shoots
everyone be on the lookout for this in your magazines
he should get a shot with the lit trees
suit and tie

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Bwoglines: Sweet Stuff Edition

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but are there ducks in this marsh
but i do worry still
bwog loves netflix
bwoglines
fencing is columbia's new football
glad not to be at princeton
muscota sounds like a fancy wine

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FYI Our Mascot Was Almost a Goat

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#bringbackMatilda
billy goats gruff
bleet bleet
goats4lyfe
if bwog's mascot wasn't already a squirrel
is it in poor taste to want to get a goat and name it Matilda II?
lil' goat beards
look up "fainting goats" on youtube right now
Matilda the Harlem Goat
Roar-ee is honestly so lame next to Matilda
stretching a mountain goats reference
the great goat hunt of 2014
wow is it just me or was columbia a lot better when there was a goat?

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Please Drop This Class

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amy benson
creative writing
cris beam
dorla
dorla - keeper of keys and bwog's heart
feels weird to mention so much non-fiction and not refer to joan didion once
hunger games is always the perfect analogy for registration
it's ok we all just want to be hemingway
only the strong survive registration
preach papa
registration
registration ain't as bad as the siege of minas tirith so calm down everyone
thank dfw for the creative writing coffee machine

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“Accessible, Prompt, and Equitable”? An Examination of Sexual Assault at Columbia

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an examination of sexual assault at columbia
blue and white
Columbia administrators never comment on anything
from the issue
justice delayed justice denied
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct
the blue and white
Title IX

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A Conversation With BuzzFeed Editor-in-Chief Ben Smith

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bright young columbia businesspeople in action
buzzfeed
buzzfeed as media phenomenon
Columbia Organization of Rising Entrepreneurs
cute
disruptions in media
entrepreneurs on the rise
fail
geeky
keynote type things
lol
OMG
society of professional journalists
trashy
very exclusive events
win
wtf

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Candidate Mixer for CCSC and ESC Spring Elections

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2014 is upon us
ccsc
columbia elections board
esc
forlorn home alone quote
free food
free pizza omfg
fun hip cool mixers
non-alcoholic beverages
the best kind of pizza is the free kind

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Bwoglines: Earth-Shattering Edition

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bwoglines
go away donald trump
go away dumb glass building
go away shia labeouf
obama speaking about important things
rich old men
sexual assault
the snow will eventually shatter us all or just our souls rather

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