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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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Field Notes: Guess Who’s Back

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Bwog walks into a bar
even prezbo likes beta
field notes
making friends at 1020 is like making friends at a funeral
notes from the field
since when is Super Bass an oldie?
vareli ethnography
vareli: no we aren't a type of pasta
zbt

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BwogSports: Where Columbia Actually Stands

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"Bwog does sports guys" shows the importance of commas
Bwog does sports guys
bwogsports
it's cold so go to these indoor things
mixed bag
sports
super bowl what are you thinking being so far north
winning

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Found Poetry: A Voice Against “Alien Patriarchy”

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butler can be okay sometimes maybe?
deepbwog
good kid BAD poem
hindubwog
infernobwog
okay this would be so problematic if it was like a thing
this is actually hilarious

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Spring Auditions

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artsy fartsy
break a leg
bwog gets creative
bwog has stage fright so we wont be seeing you at the auditions
hyperlinks for days
that doesn't look like a signable cast

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CCSC Meeting Notes: Of Sexual Assault and (Maoist?) Self-Criticsm

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ccsc
CCSC working on things that matter
lets make PACSA public
prepare for CCSC to go agrorevolutionary on yo ass
publications are helping!
self criticism is crucial yo
this whole sexual assault thing is so distressing

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Black Box Show Filming on Campus Again?

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actors!
hope they aren't rude this time
kinda cool mostly annoying
like columbia ever tells us about emergencies anyway
oh so actors are allowed on the lawns and we aren't?
this is news people!
we go somewhere famous!

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Bwoglines: Revised Expectations Edition

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bwog gets a lot of spam its really annoying
bwog got a little hungry... ew
bwoglines
don't wanna say that spam is gross but spam is gross
fox news isnt a big deal but not you wrote about it brother
HaramBwog
obama and congress just need to share some apple pie obviously
still hate macklemore
what is ham really

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Add to the WikiCu-riousities

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and the site is hosted by yours truly
but it needs so much more
dinosaur BBQ
fuck aaron burr
lol
pretty sure there's no notability requirement
put yourself on wikicu
wikiCU

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