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The Grass Is Greener On This Side

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2010 2 Comments

Rejoice! The lawns don’t look like this anymore.

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The Morningside Almanac: Week of 9/30

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2010 0 Comments

Yes, the weather sucks, but at least the rain is good for the plants! Most of the Greenmarket will still be out there bringing you your weekly supply of fresh local food. You can count on Samascott and Stannards Farm for their fruit and produce, and Meredith’s Bread for their baked goods. We’re hoping that […]

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Bwoglines: Tropical Rainstorm Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2010 2 Comments

Grab your umbrellas and put on your rain boots! It’s going to be a wet and windy day. Before you watch The Social Network, take note of a little Columbia history. Remember CU Community? Started by SEAS alum Adam Goldberg, it was what Facebook was to Harvard — except ours was better and came first. On […]

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ESC Freshman Election Results: There’s Going to be Another Runoff…

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2010 3 Comments

ESC has just officially reported the results of the freshman election. Congrats to the winners! President: Akshay Shah Vice President: Sheila Misheni Class Representative 1: Siddhant Bhatt Class Representative 2: Elizabeth Day or Tanya Shah (tied with 23 votes each) But wait! That’s right, you’re reading that last line correctly. It’s another tie for class […]

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Recycling Glass, Pt. 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 15 Comments

Sometimes we leave our empties on trash cans. Sometimes we can’t be bothered. Other times we throw them at the wall in euphoric rage.

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An Inconvenient Time: Al Gore Is Speaking Here on Tuesday at 9 AM

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 27 Comments

Holy smokes! Barnard students just received an email from Dean Denburg, saying that the World Leaders Forum will host an event with Al Gore this Tuesday. The full email is below. Columbia students still haven’t gotten the email, but this email says registration is open to Columbia, Barnard and Teacher’s College. Register tomorrow at 9 AM, […]

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Free Food, in Cupcake Form

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 0 Comments

At 8 PM in the Dodge Room of Earl Hall, you’ll find red velvet cupcakes and people doing good things. The Student Global AIDS Campaign is letting cupcake-eaters know how they can get involved with the campaign against HIV/AIDS. Bring your friends! UPDATE (9:30) FeelGoodCU is grilling cheeses in the satow room in Lerner! Photo […]

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MFA Professor Janette Hospital Is So Happy At Columbia!!!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 19 Comments

Janette Turner Hospital, an author and Adjunct Associate Professor at the MFA Writing Program here, really likes Columbia. Her school spirit is perhaps second only to that of Roar-ee the Lion. Today, she wrote an email to her old students at University of South Carolina. She is, it seems, happier here than she was there. […]

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Revealed: Inside the Lactation Room!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 13 Comments

So we told you what it is, but here’s what it looks like. DUN DUN DUN!

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Don’t Get On The 1!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 7 Comments

Cuz downtown service isn’t working at 116th! Take the bus! Womp womp.

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S.A.V.E. Is Here to S-A-V-E the Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 3 Comments

If you thought backronyms were only something that happened in Washington, think again. The office known as Lerner Hall is now offering called “S.A.V.E.”–the Student Audio and Visual Equipment program. S.A.V.E. will offer training in multimedia support and, according to a flier entitled “S.A.V.E. YOURSELF $$$”, will allow recognized student groups the opportunity to “S.A.V.E. […]

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Found: Silver Tie

By Bwog Staff on Sep 29, 2010 0 Comments

Silver diamond pattern tie found in parapet to the left of the Low steps last week, after a rainstorm. Brand name is on it: I will keep it private in order to identify the real owner. Say it correctly to confirm ownership.

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THOU SHALL NOT PASS

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gandalf the rat
glory days of jj's
Gross things
in the mood for some mice krispies
jj's is closed...rats!
jj's place
overseen
rat enemies
rat friends
skin is crawling
snapchat evidence
wut
you shall not pass

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Housing Reviews 2014: River

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a nice quiet environment
housing reviews 2014
not sure whether being close to Riverside is a pro or con
overlooking the hudson
rolling on the river
the moral of the story is that it's quiet
the river is where we want to be

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Campus Sex Club: Part One

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3 sluts out of 5 misogynous social constructs
back in the good ol' days of $17 textbooks and $5 prostitutes
campus sex club
can't get enough soft-core porn
job opportunities for english lit majors
let's write a petition to have an ambassad-whore
loren beauchamp
not all alumni become president but they do some other highly influential things
return soon for part 2
robert silverberg
say cherry again
we're choking on the heteronormativity
what a fun sexy time for you

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CU Players Outplay Themselves with Mother Courage and Her Children

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a modern adaptation
bringing bertolt to the 21st century
CU Players
i will take falafel from my halal cart and not war boots please and thank you
mother courage and her children
we all want peace except mother courage
what is it good for? absolutely nothing

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Housing B(r)eaks Down

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a major beakdown
fuckin timmy that beak hog
get your beak together for housing
housing beaks down
housing is confusing enough without typos adding to the confusion
it's like in Hercules when the Fates pass around the eye
it's my turn to use the beak
masterpieces for the ages
my favorite beaks are group beaks
works of art

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LectureHop: Retranslating Literary Classics

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dostoevsky was supposed to be funny? we may have missed that...
glory days of lit hum
lecturehop
lit hum never leaves you
lost in translation
making translation sexy
okay now go do your reading
retranslating literary classics
s/o to all those vitamins

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Housing Reviews 2014: Hogan

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Brogan
close to international can't possibly go wrong there
ho ho hogan
hogan
housing reviews 2014
only one elevator so you're going to get really fit on those stairs
seniors only
the housing we aspire to
they just like so love it

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Bwoglines: Pushing Back Time Edition

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a millisecond makes all the difference
amelia earhart part 2
bwog definitely makes better choices when we just take a millisecond
oversleeping is wonderful but potentially embarrassing
set those clocks back people
that's why the ocean is terrifying
we just want to eat the shot glass

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