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Boringside Heights: While You Were Gone… Winter Happened Edition

As soon as Thankgiving is over, it’s Christmas/Hannukah whatever wintry holiday you choose to celebrate time! With the influx of decorations and festive cheer, there’s the bitter cold, and of course, renovated ice-cream stores. Bwog brings you neighborhood minutiae courtesy of Boringside Heights

Fro-Yo next to M2M is being revamped, apparently into Hershey’s

Decorations at MoWi

Trees for sale on the east side of 112th & Broadway, also available on the southwest corner of 110th and Broadway

Depressing Festive windows at Banco Popular

Nussbaum outside seating revealed! (Just in time)

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  • just like says:

    @just like boringside heights, this post is particularly boring

    1. agreed says:

      @agreed also, the “strikeout” trope would be funnier if you didn’t use it so much.

      1. no says:

        @no that particular one just isn’t funny

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous the first one wasn’t, but the banco popular one was pretty funny

  • question says:

    @question why call it boringside heights? it’s not that bad. we could be in montana.

    1. ... says:

      @... because there’s something really comical about how incredibly dull and overpriced this neighborhood is considering how close it is to the center of the western universe.

      it’s like living in a lone skyscraper thrown up at the gates of an incredibly majestic national park.

      1. Hoboken says:

        @Hoboken What? I can’t hear you from across the river! Wait one sec, I’m gonna hop on the PATH.

      2. question says:

        @question it’s also comical how hipsters always see irony in perfectly good things.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous damn, now I want a bagel. but nussbaum is closed. thanks bwog.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous “Fro-Yo next to M2M”

  • The ESC Rev says:

    @The ESC Rev UMMMM

    Pretty sure the shorthand name for Morton Williams is “M DUB” not “MoWi.”

    How does one even pronounce “MoWi?” Is the accent on the the first or second syllable?

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