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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Sorority Bids

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congrats
did all the dg's do the funny arm thing
do the frats do this too
how did they make those giant letters?
is it like bidding in bridge
sisters 4 lyfe
sometimes bwog posts things about greek life that aren't really mean
sororities

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AskBwog: Alone in a World of a Tough Housing System

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#blamethesystem
blind roommate dates? we think so.
but yeah you are fucked for housing regardless as a sophomore
bwog relates to this predicament
comma splices
good luck with housing
really though this whole situation is a product of a terrible system
sophomore housing sucks so hard
the LLC is the place 2 b

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Letter Presented to Prezbo Calling for Divestment from Private Prisons

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#seriousbwog
columbia does have a dark side
divestment
more to columbia than we know
private prisons
this is some dark stuff

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Overseen: McBain of Thrones

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bwog can't believe people get naked there let alone get naked with each other
forks in places forks shouldn't go
get scared about housing
mcbain of thrones
McBizzle
overseen
that's just fucking nasty

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Bwoglines: The Seahawks Won Edition

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#6moreweeks
ass kickings of note
bwoglines
dammit groudhog it's already snowng outside
s-s-s-superbowl
smoke a superbowl
wish we had groundhogs on campus

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Girls Gone Wild? Weird? In Butler (NSFW)

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...literally what?
coco young
porn or art?
shit getting weird in the but
so many logistical questions
things filmed at columbia
things to do in butler that don't involve studying

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Bwog Asked: What Sport Do You Actually Like To Watch?

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bwog asked
bwog wishes we were middle aged men with our beer bellies hanging out and watching the super bowl
kim kardashian is our next michael jordan
such a sad climate in butler tonight
you guys really don't like sports huh?

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In Defense Of: The Super Bowl

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bandwagon fans for life
bushy baby lookalikes
butthurt
bwog actually likes some types of football
bwog gets strangely passionate
commie filth
horses and puppies
In Defense Of
it will all be over soon
plus we all just need a good excuse to ask for an extension
put the cursor over his crotch
super bowl 2014
the unpopular opinion
we can say commie filth because it's not the cold war

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