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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Field Notes: Trouble in Wonderland

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#ifeeltheflames
1020 is such a love/hate/love place
ADP stands for All Drunk People or Assholes Dont (let you in 3) Preach
field notes
i cant right now. I cant even.
too much text not enough pics

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Anonymous Statement Regarding the Sexual Assault Policy at Columbia

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anonymous
but not THE anonymous
columbia democrats
looking at you commenters
sexual assault
Title IX
title ix team

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BwogSports: Hey Guys, the Women’s Swim Team is Undefeated!

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bwogsports
columbiaswag
is bwog hipster enough to own a vintage polo?
lets roar
lets squash princeton!
swimming lions
the 6th lion
UNDEFEATED (in at least one sport)
water is light blue for a reason guys

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Tom’s Is Now Super Bowl Famous

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is the show actually about cars and coffee?
kinda fun to see tom's on national tv
love it when mysteries are solved
more exciting than the actual game right???
people who smoke super bowls end up at toms amirite
seinfeld
way too emotionally fragile rn for that puppy
we're all famous
we're all probs in so many tourist's tom's photos

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Sorority Bids

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congrats
did all the dg's do the funny arm thing
do the frats do this too
how did they make those giant letters?
is it like bidding in bridge
sisters 4 lyfe
sometimes bwog posts things about greek life that aren't really mean
sororities

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AskBwog: Alone in a World of a Tough Housing System

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#blamethesystem
blind roommate dates? we think so.
but yeah you are fucked for housing regardless as a sophomore
bwog relates to this predicament
comma splices
good luck with housing
really though this whole situation is a product of a terrible system
sophomore housing sucks so hard
the LLC is the place 2 b

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Letter Presented to Prezbo Calling for Divestment from Private Prisons

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#seriousbwog
columbia does have a dark side
divestment
more to columbia than we know
private prisons
this is some dark stuff

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Overseen: McBain of Thrones

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bwog can't believe people get naked there let alone get naked with each other
forks in places forks shouldn't go
get scared about housing
mcbain of thrones
McBizzle
overseen
that's just fucking nasty

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