Bwogstrology is back to guide young first years in one of the most integral decisions they will make in college: which state they should get their fake from. Consult your rising sign when deciding! Bwog
Bwog has obtained details of a contract between U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), the federal law enforcement agency which enforces immigration regulations and whose facilities house detained migrant children, and The Trustees of Columbia University in
Content warning: This post discusses anti-Black violence, police brutality, and sexual assault regarding the 1989 Central Park Jogger case.
Overheard near the Barnard Gates: “I don’t really see the point of buying a Halloween costume when I have so many slutty outfits already.” Overheard in McBain Lobby. Four girls are standing wearing giant banana costumes. As they set out to leave, one of the girls says: “Let’s split.” Her comrades roll their eyes and […]
The real world media reveals that Columbia’s full of denial this week. The Alps don’t exist. Really? Bananas aren’t blue. Really! Traylessness isn’t all that bad. Obviously. The drug war isn’t publicized enough. Irresponsibly. CU Med school doesn’t get questionable donations? Honestly!
Chiquita Banana Told to Split (What happened to the good ol’ days?) The only experiment in Frontiers of Science is the class itself “Being Muslim in America involves ‘heavy baggage.’ No, not bombs!” His Potential ’08 Summer Job Beats Yours Staff Editorial on the VT Shooting Response Here
Welcome once again to Cooking With Bwog, dedicated to providing quality, cheap, healthy, and easy recipes to make your meal-plan-free life as tasty as possible. If you have any amazing cooking secrets you’d like to share or questions for the Bwog Culinary Team, please email email@example.com. This week’s feature is the tasty banana: bread, fried, […]
Leo Gertsenshteyn reports: A man in a banana costume just ran screaming through 209 Butler. Luckily, it has promptly returned to being an uneventful night of studying and NSA sex in the stacks. And overheard in Butler Cafe: Girl: Oh guess what! I’m soooo excited! I got my books on Mesopotamia today! Guy: Oh, cool. […]