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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Bwoglines: Hold Up Edition

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cigarettes very attention much controversial
cvs may have won this time
maybe the GOP just need to take that buzzfeed quiz and everyone needs to chill a little more
never enough buzzfeed quizzes
obamacare
performance art
so many links
unfortunately mid-2000s rap-themed bwoglines edition

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Bwog Personals: Uh-Huh, Honey

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be the luke to my leia but not in an incestuous way omg
be the oscar to my leonardo dicaprio...oh wait
be the vomit-filled elevator to my mcbain
bound 2 columbia
by lady-and-the-tramp-style we mean doggy style
draw me like one of your french girls
feelin frisky
happy valentine's day!
I'll be the fiddler if you'll be the roof
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
personals
the burt to your ernie
the first day of the rest of your life
the heart wants what the heart wants
twue love
uh-huh honey
warm fuzzies

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How to Avoid Awkward Eye Contact: The Definitive Guide

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being antisocial is an art
friendliness is for squares bwog is for squircles
human interaction game changer
looks complicated and intelligent but is really just yet another way to avoid humanity
many blue
much arrows
practical uses for acting
we love flowcharts

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ESC: The Couches Are Calling

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desperate attempt to boost engineering love lives
esc updates
even better lerner bar like lerner pub but on the ramps and not only for seniors they want to donate
is eweek a thing
lerner couches sound awesome all the better if they slide
love that esc subsidizes valentine's grams
updates from enginerds

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Columbia Prison Divest Speaks Up

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bwog wants columbia to divest so we can sleep more -- i mean better
Columbia Prison Divest tells us why you should care about prisons and Columbia's investments
divestment
divestment's the word
good luck with that bureaucracy
liberals and stuff
okay prisons r bad
prezbo

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Fuck, Kill, Marry: The Core

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at the very least a helpful supplement
bonus points if you watch in class
but for real can we talk about medea she'd totally be down for crazy shit
don't lie you've definitely played this before
pretty sure watching this video can replace actually going to class
we fucked married and killed the core

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Where Art Thou?

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cool kid artsy things to do
find yoself some awesome weekend planzz
the apollo is actually cool let's all go and make this a thing
what exactly is a "film journal" is it like moving pictures in harry potter
where art thou?

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Bwoglines: Romance Is Dead Edition

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compliments about winged liner are a sign of true love
don't have sex in your garage
exciting v day plans AKA netflix
lots of sex and death bwog is basically a telenovella
still on the weird butler porn

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