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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]
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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]
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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]
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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]
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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:
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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]
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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]
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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school.  Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]
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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]
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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]
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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.
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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!
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Adjuncts Have Lives Too

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  • adjunct professors
  • adjuncts always get to travel to cool places
  • bwog loves our adjuncts
  • columbia likes to hire adjuncts so they don't have to pay for benefits
  • so much research
  • the less mainstream way to be an academic
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Columbia Professor Rashid Khalidi Prohibited from Speaking at Ramaz School

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  • controversial professors at it again
  • freedom of speech
  • ramaz school
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Overseen: Peculiar Food Presentation

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  • bwog loves cake
  • expiration dates don't exist at ferris
  • fresh at ferris
  • fruit and cake
  • john kerry loves his sticky rice cakes
  • john kerry: the new spokesmodel of uni
  • overseen
  • strange cake decorating
  • the secretary of state eats diverse foods
  • those sticky rice cakes look much more appetizing now
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Bwog Video Presents: Escape from Teacher’s College

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  • coming soon to a theater near you
  • escape from teacher's college
  • horror
  • paranormal activity
  • teacher's college is a portal to your other favorite place
  • when your life is in peril the best thing to do is order pad thai
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Jazz House Gets the SIC in River

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  • all the excitement is making me dizzy gillespie
  • and all that jazz
  • jazz house
  • jazz not vajazzling
  • maybe i should spend my billie holiday there
  • SIC
  • special interest communities
  • visiting this house is worth walking for miles davis
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Bwoglines: Dystopia Edition

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  • #mayorprobs
  • answering a wrist phone sounds like an awkward and dangerous endeavor
  • blame it on the chauffeur
  • bwog is not ready to wear our phone yet
  • george orwell couldn't even imagine what was coming
  • get your shit together arizona
  • rip trees
  • the forest lived a good long life
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A Night in the Life: Out of the Bubble Edition

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  • but seriously where did Ke$ha go
  • buy me drinks in a not creepy way
  • hot body what a commodity
  • ke$ha 4 lyfe
  • lithum is for tryhards
  • NYU gay scene = guys sitting on their phones
  • Whine up whine up ohhya
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We Forgot About Our Vaginas

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  • actual quote: my vagina motherfucker
  • dark holes
  • go grab your mirror and look at your vagina
  • let's talk about our vaginas
  • so many middle fingers we loved it
  • they played drunk in love before the show and bwog already loved it 10/10 would see again
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  • vagina monologues
  • we feel bey would be proud of this performance

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