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PeopleHop: The Wall

Senior Staff Writer Henry Golub interviews a wall.
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Gerald Parkins, Ph.D. (but really, please, call him Ged) is probably the best Gen. Chem professor out there, only because of his in-class magic tricks. What better way to ensure that your students are sufficiently mind-fucked than by confusing what little sanity they had left with some *spicy* magic demos? Card tricks, sawing TAs in half…what […]
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Even though housing has long, long been decided, strange happenings are occurring in the McBain shaft. Sophomore Josh Tate, a four-month resident in the shaft, confronts his and dark oppressor just in time for finals.
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Did your relatives ask invasive questions about your future plans this Thanksgiving? Maybe they did or maybe they didn’t, but Mary Clare Greenlees: Bwog’s Deputy Editor, resident Astrophysics major, and stress baker extraordinaire, is going to tell you how to snag that fun summer research internship all the cool kids are talking about. This is… […]
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While Bwog does not usually publish posts in the op-ed format, we recently received an unsolicited email attaching a Letter to the Editor, in PDF format, that responded passionately to our satirical post, “Yeehaw Columbia.” Inspired by another certain student newspaper, which has garnered attention for its very tactful, thought-provoking, and extremely perceptive op-eds, we decided to try our hand at […]
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This morning, Columbia students received an email from Dean James Valentini that Columbia College senior Josh Berenzweig has passed away, while on a leave of absence in Brooklyn.
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