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These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends: Nussbaum & Wu Elegy

By Danielle Mikaelian on Sep 06, 2018 1 Comments

As Nussbaum & Wu’s official funeral will be held today, Bwog is honoring the tragedy of its untimely demise with a dramatic Shakespearean death poem. They say a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet (Romeo and Juliet) But Nuss, the dorm, without its bagel shop, is incomplete Health Department, hide your fires […]

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Shannon Marquez Appointed As New Dean Of Undergraduate Global Engagement

By Jenny Zhu on Sep 06, 2018 2 Comments

Shannon Marquez will be the new dean of Undergraduate Global Engagement, Columbia College announced early this morning via press release. With Marquez at its helm, Columbia’s Office of Global Programs and Fellowships will undergo major transitions this fall. Expected changes include a rebranding as the Center for Undergraduate Global Engagement and “an expanded mission to enhance access, support existing […]

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Bwoglines: One Liners Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2018 1 Comments

Goooooood morning, Columbia! Today’s Bwoglines is short and sweet. Update, 11;35 am: A previous version of this post incorrectly summarized the India Supreme Court’s decision. Happening around the World: India’s Supreme Court decriminalized homosexuality, overturning a colonial-era law. (BBC) Happening in the US: Have you read this ballsy op-ed from an anon in Trumps admin? (NY […]

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In Defense Of: Standing “On Line”

By Abby Rubel on Sep 05, 2018 0 Comments

Last night, it came to the attention of Senior Staff Writer Abby Rubel that some people refuse to stand “on line,” preferring instead to stand “in line.” After a heated exchange, she decided to defend her position below. Saying that you’re “on line” is correct. The line of people is guided by an imaginary line on […]

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The Dungeons And Dragons Alignments Of New York City Transit

By Sarah Harty on Sep 05, 2018 0 Comments

Ever wondered why some ways of getting around the city seem to follow all the rules but screw you over anyway, and why others follow no logic at all but are somehow useful? Senior Staff Writer Sarah Harty explains. Lawful Good: Yellow cabs are an icon of New York that don’t deserve to be overshadowed by their […]

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How To Take Classes And Influence Professors

By Abby Rubel on Sep 05, 2018 0 Comments

It’s the first week of classes, and we know what that means: everyone’s desperately trying to get off the waitlist and into their first-choice classes. Senior Staff Writer Abby Rubel has some advice. Seriously consider your chances. What’s your class standing? How big is the class? How far down are you on the waitlist? If […]

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Bwoglines: If I Eat Celery, Will I Melt Slower? Edition

By Abby Rubel on Sep 05, 2018 0 Comments

It’s too hot to write a proper byline. Enjoy this morning’s Bwoglines! Happening in the World: Typhoon Jebi, the strongest typhoon to hit Japan since 1993, made landfall yesterday. So far, it has killed 8 people and injured scores more. Flights are grounded and over a million people are without power. (Voice of America) Happening […]

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Field Notes: Last Hurrah Of The Summer Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2018 0 Comments

Asking how the first day of classes went is so overrated; how was your weekend before the first day of classes? Here’s what Bwog staffers did to send off our summer. Moved in on the day before the first day of classes after a 14-hour flight Became a puddle of sweat (please help) Saw someone […]

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Columbia Registrar Launches Online Tool To Help You Pronounce People’s Names

By Riva Weinstein on Sep 04, 2018 0 Comments

Second only to the embarrassment of calling someone by the wrong name is mispronouncing their name. People are usually too polite to correct you, so you just have to wonder whether you got it right, suffering in silence until the next time you hear somebody say it. …But what if THEY got it wrong, too?? […]

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All The Auditions (Happening In Hamilton This Week)

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2018 3 Comments

It may only be the first week of classes, but no day is to early for every single performing arts group at Columbia to begin soliciting new members. Whether you play classical flute, sing a cappella, or love hip-hop dance, Columbia has a group for you — and it’s probably holding auditions this week in Hamilton […]

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Are You There, Professors? It’s Me, Bwog

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2018 3 Comments

Let’s be honest. For most of us, the first week of classes is actually pretty chill. We shop a few lectures, collect a few syllabi, and catch up with friends we haven’t seen all summer. Our professors, on the other hand, are desperately trying to hide the fact that they’ve thrown together their opening lectures in […]

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Bwoglines: We’re All Melting Edition

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Sep 04, 2018 0 Comments

Despite the weather imprisoning us all in our own sweat, today is the first day of classes – meaning it’s also the first day of Bwoglines! First-years: it’s okay if you don’t have your schedule figured out yet. Shopping period exists for a reason. And upperclassmen: welcome back to campus! We’re sorry it’s so gross. Happening […]

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Field Notes: Finals Countdown Edition

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@ that resilience speaker..... rude
field notes
finals are hard but we will survive!

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A Poem For Sophomores Who Are Still Undecided

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barnard students y'all got till mar 1 i just looked it up
bonus points if you can guess the major I declared
I promise I declared my major
MMMbwop
or did I???
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Call For Closing Remarks: Vince Guaraldi Trio Edition

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closing remarks
finals time
full send
this song is so depressing i skip it in spotify every year and it still comes up in my shuffle

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Review The F***ing Play

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arts
arts review
barnard theatre department

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Bwoglines: Talks, Trades, Tariffs Edition

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bwoglines
i love bwoglines but hate 2020 so....
last bwoglines of 2020
this talk actually sounds pretty interesting!

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Albums That Defined Our Semester 6: Zoomin’ And Gloomin’

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albums that defined semester
fuck pitchfork
i love writing this every semester
phoebe bridgers hmu
real hot girl shit

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Open Meeting Announcement: Bwoglelujah

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hallelujah
open meeting announcement
this song slaps

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Bwoglines: Vaccines and Violence Edition

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donate to the toy drive!
good morning!
vaccines are coming in monday!

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